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NLO 1442: SWAT Dream

November 16, 2022

There’s a good chance we aren’t going to make it. All aboard the crazy train! Patrick Is hopped up on Indian food and promoting the new stuff over in the NLO Store. Patrick is excited about his upcoming birthday so please buy him something immediately or send dollars. Patrick wants to really start using the PO Box so send in your weird stuff immediately! We go over a brief history of SWATing and how it works. Is Less Than Jake dead yet because Patrick has memories about it. Apologies for the crappy sign, but it could be a lot worse. Captain Paprika himself, David Hollywood Hulett cuts his live stream when they discover NLO watching! Thai goes to Ocha to “hang out” now. Patrick makes a mistake about GrandTheftGinger Ryan Bourassa.. …

NLO 1436: Hot Chicken & Cold Engines

October 20, 2022

granpapa set aside for emergencies! Patrick’s back with a whole bag of new “meh” for you to twiddle your little brains about. Patrick is concerned about fans who donate with unrealistic expectations. Patrick has a new favorite chicken spot. Is anyone else getting too fat? There’s some hot takes on the death of the queen and the integrity of the powerful. What is going on in the world? Steak is too expensive and everyone is broken. Smart people are believing insane things. Ryan Bourassa lashes out about his recent allegations of atrocity. Thai Rivera has learned some more video editing tricks and he can’t stop making manic home movies. …

BONUS – Allegations of Bourassment

September 19, 2022

Set your oscillospheres to fun! Let’s clarify the extent to which this program goes after people. Johnny Brim is upset. A refresh of the whole Angie Krum situation – no hard feelings involved. We find something called The Paprika Show, hosted by Thai Rivera’s favorite pianist, David “Hollywood” Hulett. We somehow go on a deep exploration of Ryan Bourassa, who pretends to be some successful YouTuber and has other dummies in the comedy community fooled. Ryan explains the reasons he has recently withdrawn from the comedy community. We’ve never seen more sad lies and coping from a pale stick-boy. …

BONUS – Vegas Comedy Monsters!

March 18, 2022

Catching up with some local Las Vegas comedy drama – this city gets weirder and weirder. Thai Rivera check-in and watch of his latest garbage fire content. Bring a juice, bring a wine, have a snack, have a time. In this episode we dive in to some of Thai’s favorite Vegas comedians to see just what then have that makes them so promising. We also explore comedy wingnut Gretchen Boshart to study what a train wreck attempt at a comedy career looks like. Put on your biker jacket and stain your teeth – she’s a keeper! We’re here for the lolcows, we stay for the friendships. I think I’m having a stroke. …

NLO 1400: Hilton, Horns & Honey Boy

September 15, 2021

Patrick is back after struggling to get the studio PC up and running for four days. He is in a surly mood after having his beard lopped off with no warning. Things didn’t get much better with his accommodation in NYC, where the hotel had leaks, no television or housekeeping service, and so many. ore gruesome issues. He is now banned from that Hilton property after yelling at one of the concierge trolls. There’s blood all over the house, but it’s dog blood. Don’t worry, it’s the good kind. Patrick made a dry run at smoking a brisket, and can’t stop eating crap. Texas is a hypocritical basket of barbecue. All this and more comedy drama in the Las Vegas scene! …

NLO 1372: Bitch Made Vegas

January 6, 2021

Patrick has taken a poll on instagram about Las Vegas comedians, and he’s been getting some strange messages. How deep do the secrets of the Las Vegas comedy scene go? Will we ever know? Are some good guys being accused of being bad guys, and vice versa? Will Matt Markman ever sell enough of his CD’s to stop posting photoshopped promos for it? We don’t answer many of these questions, but we have fun tiredly speculating endlessly. …