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November 10, 2023 – B-DAY PARTY! Patrick’s FAVORITE Clowns of 2023! P.O. Box Treasures & More!

November 10, 2023

Come celebrate Patrick’s last day of being forty-three years old! We’ve got a lot of boxes and envelopes to sort through. Patrick also has some loose ends to tie up to make the week tidy. You can guarantee there will be some sort of Steel Toe nonsense. Patrick wants to know where Spider Alomar is hiding and why? Where is Mr. Big Shot? Chad Zumock’s roast cope train begins. Michael Ray Bower keeps warning of us of a purge…from his toilet. You won’t believe what filmmaker is working on a new cut of old footage with the laziest new character yet! Who knows what other surprises await! Come join the PARTY, baybeeeee! …

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October 26, 2023 – It’s THARRRRSDAY! Steel Toe Cope! EVERYONE Is Using Ray!

October 26, 2023

Happy Thursday, you little speckles of fun! Patrick has to do a shorter show today because of a very serious appointment he has this morning. That means he’s probably going to be grumpy and you shouldn’t start anything with him. Steel Toe is undergoing some sort of weird metamorphosis and we have to get to the bottom of it. Spider Alomar is the most pointless and profound dummy in the Joey C sphere of top tards. Shuli and Kevin are now using Ray as a pawn in their battle to injure each other, and it’s tearing him apart. Chad is more dumb than ever, and needs daddy Brennan to save him from having to do his own show and be his own man. Strap in, nerds! …

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October 17, 2023 – STEEL TOE Has a GROSS Penis! Derek Savage Wants You ARMED! Training Tuesday!

October 17, 2023

Leave the Dabbleverse behind and join Patrick on a magical carpet ride, touring nuts from far and wide and allowing you to forget the same old rehashed nonsense. Patrick thinks the Derek Savage ATM robbery story is worth a revisit, and you most definitely will as well. Kitty Pineapple was the biggest up and coming star nine months ago, and then Patrick pointed out she wasn’t. How’s it been going since? Steel Toe and his woman have a lot of opinions about yeast and want to expose you to some chunks. We’re starting a new segment today in response to the overwhelming joy created by the recent Waffle House training video. You’re going to LOVE the way you look! …