steel toe morning show

It’s Keanu’s birthday! So come watch her stream to 33 people! One for every year she’s had on the planet! How UNTOWARD! Weeeeee! …

Chad Zumock is always good for a laugh. Not on stage, but in his daily life. Let’s watch the hypocrisy and cluelessness together, shall we? Richard Leland Neal is big mad, and he’s forgone his normal one-year-old video release schedule to make a video coping about his recent failure of copyright striking Patrick’s video. There’s only two episodes of Metropolitan Detective left, and Patrick can’t think of a better way to spend his birthday than popping the cork on one of them. Charles Chance is gearing up for Hackamania in April in Las Vegas – are you? …

Aaron Imholte hasn’t had a win in so long, he’s forgotten how to do it! We return to some good old fashioned RUNG DUNG today as we watch Aaron spin the Friday This Little Piggy episode in to a complete redemption for his insane behavior over the past few years. It’s a sight to behold! Matt Mead, who is Geno Bisconte’s best friend and sidekick on a show nobody watches, has been piping a drugged-out pornstar. Mersh has been joking about stealing her from him and she secretly filmed him losing his mind and abusing her in a paranoid crash out. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips says he’s quitting his popular Anxiety Files videos. Is he cured? Is his mental finally fixed? …

Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser’s lives out for our amusement. Michael Ray Bower has some reflections about his life, and compares himself to comedic genius John Candy. …

Chad Zumock is glad that people aren’t paying attention to him, because he’s really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic’s new mask? What a stud! Hubba hubba! …

Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he’s declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. …

Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathetic midwit couple flounder around the internet is peak entertainment for anyone with functioning brain cells. …

Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can’t stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let’s HANG about it! …

KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it’s already taking a toll on the sad slow! He’s screaming, he’s blocking, and he’s throwing tantrums the lines of which we’ve never seen. It won’t be long until he’s back on a plane to Cincinatti to calm himself with another caramel frappe! Michael Ray Bower continues his sulk by ramping up his content production. Josh and Momma have some advice to how to mix chicken with duck sauce. …

Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn’t happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he’s been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of our favorite them/theys is back from a grocery haul and wants to show off her bagels. Hubba hubba! …

Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won’t believe it but he’s completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at his girlfriend’s house, postponing his return to reality and the inevitable crash that will come the minute he gets back on Minnesota soil. While he’s been gone, the childlike rube has fallen for a scam and lost an untold amount of money. Watch him rage and plot his revenge live! Michael Ray Bower is opening up about his finances, and he is trying to get ahead of the curve on his bills. Won’t you help him pay his November rent? …

We’ve got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he’s back and we wanna know what’s been going on. We’re finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his trip to Cleveland and is already backtracking on his promise to only do member streams all month after a lackluster reception. Kevin Brennan seems to be losing interest in Karmic and is back to recycling old dummies on his show. …

Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. …

Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don’t even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven’t talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns – worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don’t seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box to see what disasters have been mailed to Patrick! Plus some new stuff if there’s time! …