D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means things are working unpredictably. There’s a lot of yelling at computers and at D-Fritz for doing everything wrong. Patrick talks about his Twitter fight regarding the recent school shooting. Max calls in to ask a stupid question about his iPhone, and then Patrick raps about him. Patrick has now rigged the studio with wireless mics, so he tests it by going on his front porch and exposing himself to the neighbors. There’s more talk about the Newtown shooting, and then Patrick shares a helpful tip about how to survive in the desert with only a santa beard.