Members Only: July 17, 2026

Patrick's putting it all on the line for a $995,000 fixer-upper in Vegas — leaking roof, root-clogged septic tank, one-inch tile everywhere — and spends the whole night hitting up the chat to help pay for it while insisting (repeatedly) that this is not a bit. In between house updates he jumps on Rocko's show for an unhinged phone battle with Comedy Shaman and Pod Awful's Jesse, reacts to a deeply unwell guy's missing-cats-and-canned-ravioli livestream, and spends what feels like three hours relitigating Chad's never-happening "anytime, anywhere" debate with Pat Dixon. Gilly stops by to unpack an old relationship, Chad's bike gets stolen for a reported third time, and the crew closes out doubting whether Chad is actually about to show up in Grownups 3. It's a long, chaotic one — the house fund needs you.