Members Only: July 24, 2026

Patrick's mid-gut-job on a new house he probably can't afford (yes, there's a "wiping tree" bit involved), and Uber Eats is footing the flooring bill in the meantime. Then it goes full unhinged: a wild extended "Anxiety Files" bit as Donkeylips/Michael Ray Bower, a headshot-stealing scandal exposé on Chad Zumock (receipts and everything), and a deep-dive diagnosis of Kevin Brennan's finances, sanity, and possible dementia. Throw in a dabble-verse leaderboard war, Chad's increasingly unhinged $20K GoFundMe for an "IMAX" comedy special, and the whole stream glitching itself into oblivion by the end. Members-only chaos, as always.