Members Only: September 18, 2026

Patrick starts with house talk, including a meltdown over flooring installers who laid identical planks right next to each other, then settles in for a Southern family cooking channel's chicken spaghetti. From there it's Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan on MLC, where Chad spends a good chunk of the show insisting Patrick faked his YouTube strike, calls him a liar who buys Teslas and houses, and then admits the strike went through after all. Kevin's leaked texts asking Dave Sarah to go undercover in the very public NLO Discord get a full read, along with Dave's reasonable pushback and a debate over doing the wall one last time before the move. After that, Patrick turns down the lights for a haunted house video about "the fuzzy man." The night closes with a police bodycam of a bus passenger meltdown and a long DUI bodycam that G-Rob sent in, where a driver insists her sheriff friend will get her out of it.