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Patrick opens with his new water heater and Supertips, then follows the nationwide flight ground stop and a tanker hitting a riverboat in New Orleans. He watches an older Michael Ray Bower sit-down video about how criticism hurts him, including a Salute Your Shorts retrospective that called his content not good. The biggest stretch of the night is Mersh joining Keanu C. Thompson's birthday stream, where Keanu keeps telling him to knock it off over Icedancer while he brags about ceiling fans in every room and complains about clippers. Patrick then watches Josh and Momma cooking shorts, a King Sosa music video, Richard Leland Neal on retirement and a look at Disney adults. The night closes with police bodycam videos, including a crash scene meltdown, a jet bridge arrest, a Coach wallet theft and a Denny's pancake dispute.