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November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me…

It’s Patrick’s birthday, but it’s a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn’t function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let’s watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.

REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let’s UNFOLD What Just Happened!

Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte’s browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron’s Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick’s hog? Let’s get in to it!

November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL!

The election is over, but that isn’t going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There’s a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig’s fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?

ELECTION 2024: Join Patrick In ZOOMING In On ALL The Coverage!

It’s that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn’t matter much at all. They’re gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let’s remember that we do it for fun, after all!

November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL!

Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on?

October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat!

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.

October 29, 2024: April Anderson’s Clown Court! Aaron Imholte’s Positivity! New Apples, Who Dis?

Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it’s still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you’re blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that’s sitting in his bedroom. There’s a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it. Patrick forgot how to golf and it’s a big embarrassing thing. Aaron is above eating butter but not above eating dog food? How does this man reconcile his life? Aaron has a new girlfriend to lie to him about how he’s winning on the internet and it could be awesome!

October 28, 2024: All The NEWS That’s Fit To GRINT! Catching Up With BIG SAUCE!

Hello. dear friends! It’s been a minute, and we’ve so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what’s been happening, because he’s been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There’s threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he’s sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let’s all hug it out. You’ve been missed!