CHRIS MILLHOUSE joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick introduces a new idea called the Coachella Connection Contest, in which the hottest girl wins a romantic trip to Coachella. Banging Patrick may or may not be…
Comedian DAN GABRIEL is in the studio, looking as dapper as ever. It’s been awhile since Dan visited. We talk about a lot in this show, ranging from the serious to the silly. Patrick opens…
AL JACKSON is in the studio, looking fresher than ever on this MLK day. We talk about a hot new video dropping from a girl named Brooke Candy. If you don’t know her, you will….
TESS BARKER joins Patrick in studio today. Tess’s car was stolen, so she talks about her adventures busing it into the show. Patrick plays Tess his new song, The Matador, and she seems less than…
KARL HESS and ROBERT DUCHAINE are in the studio today for the world-wide unveiling of the NLO Band’s first single, The Matador. The guys are disenfranchised with so much in life, including strip clubs, vitamins…
JOSH DENNY and musician and fan Nigel are in the studio. Nigel shows us his new album and lets us listen to some of his latest songs. Nigel brought candy for Patrick. Josh eats it…
RYAN STOUT and ALLI BREEN are in studio today. Patrick is upset about so many things in his life, including his new Hackintosh computer and his mattress. There’s a lot of talk about grown-up things…
JOSH DENNY is in the studio today for a real anger-fueled show. There’s a lot of yelling in this one. Patrick and Josh scream at each other for an uncomfortably long time over a semantic…
Comedian JOEY GAY from Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Josh Denny in the studio today. We talk about the end of the year, and the beginning of a new one. Patrick talks about sleep…
Comedian DANNY LOBELL is in the studio to celebrate – or not celebrate – Christmas. Danny is a Jew. Patrick couldn’t care less. There’s a lot of new characters, voices, and a general lack of…
JOSH DENNY joins Patrick today for this apocalyptic episode! Patrick yells at Josh about pretty much everything, including his hair and Tweeting about his girlfriend all the time. Josh thinks his girlfriend is funnier than…
Comedian CHRIS PORTER joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick’s dog, SkipperLoo, got hit by a car, and Patrick’s real broken up about it. Now Patrick is lonely, and wants the internet to adopt him. Patrick…
D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means…
Comedian JAMES FRITZ and ex-intern Shooby are in studio today. There’s much talk about the Newtown shooting, and the guys watch a video that explains how that kind of emergency should have been handled. There’s…
RYAN STOUT joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick may or may not have gotten a dog named SkipperLoo, which has also inspired him to create a Facebook for dogs. Ryan shows off his super fabulous…
KEN BARNARD and a fan named Alejandro join Patrick in studio today. Patrick is feeling a little guilty because he splurged and ate everything in the world over the weekend. Ken’s trouble using a mic…
CORNELL REID and SHELBY STOCKTON join Patrick in studio today to drop the big bombshell! However, Patrick takes his time getting to it. Meanwhile, Patrick regales everyone with stories of retards throwing rocks at him,…
Comedian MARK SERRITELLA is in the studio today. Mark came directly from a big Hollywood meeting, and he’s hyper as shit. Mark insists that Patrick should hike in Griffith Park, but Patrick seems more interested…
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