Cornell Reid and Scott Bowser are in the studio, and there’s plenty of ice. Patrick is having a series of mini panic attacks about the Federal government and what they think is their fair share of money he doesn’t have. Cornell is still having a baby, and for a few minutes we make some very inappropriate baby jokes. So, you know, if you don’t like that stuff, just skip that part. Patrick and Cornell make fun of Bar Rescue and John Taffer, the big-lipped fool who hosts it. There’s porn, YouTube boobs, and more.