Al Jackson and D-Fritz are in the studio for what turns in to a drunk-fest. Sure, the show is good and funny, but the aftershow turns in to a real clusterfuck. Patrick comments on Al growing his hair out, and also having another kid. Al lures Patrick in to talking about a long lost love, and also teaches him that he can go to jail for not paying his taxes. Patrick makes some radical offers for people to help him pay them off. Al thinks being white is easy, but Patrick and D-Fritz don’t understand black asses, or “ass shelf”. Patrick has a controversial new food truck idea.