Ya Boi D-Fritz is on the horn to host a super fresh show. Gays are legal now, and we have so much to say about all of you and your rainbow flags on your Facebook profile pictures. D-Fritz begins taking names for mass-banning. Patrick visits a Seinfeld apartment exhibit in New York and brags. We talk about getting D-Fritz an iWatch. Patrick invents a new app called Orkle that is completely useless. Please stop having kids. Our old gay pal NICK STARR calls in for the first time in a very long time.