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NLO 1380: Recalibrate Your Crazy

It’s another weekend in Las Vegas, and the streets are sizzling with sweet, sweet comedy drama. In this show, Patrick share some great news from his HOA. He grapples with the prospect of getting the vaccine soon and asks for listener feedback. The show might switch to YouTube for live shows soon, because Twitch is too woke. Patrick has taken to selling graphics cards on eBay during the shortage, and has some unkind words for Craigslist shoppers. Patrick recaps all the history with Butch Bradley, as it’s become a topic of discussion again recently. Two individuals on Facebook have caught Patrick’s eye for their short fuses and inability to self-soothe. Catherine Maloney is mad at men, herself and the world, and want’s everyone to know about it.

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NLO 1378: Ban Basil

Patrick begins the show with anger about a pizza he ordered that got delivered with a bushel of basil, and he’s not really a basil man. But seriously, take a bite out of this hot gardening talk. There’s drama brewing in the comedy community, and while Patrick is refusing to say much, he also says quite a bit. He just wishes people would understand he’s a fair man. Josh Denny is doing the podcast rounds recently, and speaking of round, check out those cheeks! Josh says he is going back on tour, but we didn’t knew he was ever on tour. Also, this new tour seems to consist of one show in rural Pennsylvania bar. Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, is dead now, but the dream of owning his home could live on, if you like dumps in the middle of nowhere.

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Aftershow 1376: Black Pedro Video Scandal!

Patrick settles in for an aftershow and there’s so many ways we can go today. We dive in to the latest Savage AF show, to hear how much Shang and Black Pedro can beat a dead horse. There’s still no sign of this Black Pedro album, and we get curious and decide to look up videos. As it turns out, Pedro Hernandez has very little footage available only. Most of it is dated, and, get this – he keep uploading the same clip every few months for the past FOUR YEARS! There’s also some Thai Rivera and Josh Denny stuff. The Locals community is NOT working out.

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Aftershow 1375: Josh Denny / Thai Rivera

Our kiwi pal Moody says the show we’re watching today would have never happened without us Onions, but who knows? On this bonus show, we watch and review the paywalled morning show that Josh Denny recently did with Thai Rivera. Josh fudges timelines and catches himself several times. Moody calls Josh very racist throughout this show. Thai admits to watching Nobody Likes Onions, and both of them pretend to not know what the other is talking about. Who produces more cringe? Find out now.

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Aftershow 1373: Thai, Josh Denny

Patrick continues covering the clusterfuck of a podcast that Thai Rivera did with fellow comics Shang and Black Pedro. It gets even more ridiculous as Thai begins the act like he has somehow made a fool out of Shang and Pedro. They both spiral in to hypothetical arguments, spurious emotional anecdotes, and straight-up name calling. It’s hard to tell who is more cringe in this abortion of a broadcast.

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NLO 1353: Malaween

Patrick is back as promised to continue trying to explore other options in the Onionsphere. Patrick has used three cans of hairspray to both illustrate how long it’s been since he’s had any kind of professional grooming, and to make fun of how Trez Mala composes his “look” on the daily. Patrick begins to try to fix some of the audio sync issues, but this turns out to be a fatal downfall in this show.

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NLO 1338: Lessons From Lane

This show should have been so much longer, but the alt-right libtards and their vicious team of tea party Q-Anon antifa activists have prevented it. On this show we talk about an old-school fan named Lane, and how he thinks Patrick is a cuck for being scared of a virus. Patrick tries to not seems crazy, but things play out a little differently. We review some videos of the public losing their mind, and try to explore any deeper meaning.

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AS 1293 – Moody

Patrick does a carcast aftershow with Moody on the way to the airport. We discuss the Josh Denny situation that began developing regarding his racist tweet. We finally get some answers about solar roads.  …

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Ginormous Foods Party!

We sit down and preview Josh Denny’s new TV show, Ginormous Foods, live! Join callers like Sean from Liverpool and Moody as we hang out and watch things.   Download MP3  … This content is

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NLO 1138: Previous Engagement

The show is off to a late start because of an unexpected police visit. It’s not terribly exciting, but it’s pretty nerve-wracking when police are shuffling around your secret lair of broadcast debauchery. D-Fritz calls

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NLO 1131: Boo Boo Bop

Patrick is solo and has so much to talk to you about. We’re losing our shit over here due to the recent audio issues with our Mackie sound board. We used to rave about these