Patrick does a late night drunk show with Edinburgh Mikey and fans. And when we say drunk, we mean drunk. It’s almost 5am in Edinburgh and we’ve been drinking beer and whisky since about 8pm. Mikey is under fire for having the most unproductive day off ever. We find out what it’s like to be dating a twenty year-old. Black swans may or may not be the worst. Patrick encouraged drinking and driving. Facebook Live isn’t working because Scottish internet is shit. Yum Yums is the best shitty food in Scotland. If you want to insult someone, ask them if they brought a book with them.