KARL HESS and ROBERT DUCHAINE are in the studio today for the world-wide unveiling of the NLO Band’s first single, The Matador. The guys are disenfranchised with so much in life, including strip clubs, vitamins and the entertainment business. Everybody in the room thinks they made fun of 9/11 first. Things get a little heated when Patrick and Robert discuss about a certain comedian. Cory apparently only uses Patrick’s old Macbook to fingerblast herself, and then calls in to tell everyone how far she can squirt.