Merry Festivus, you assholes. It’s the return of Josh Denny, to everyone’s surprise. Patrick and Josh talk about the weirdo’s out in front of grocery stores, and then we find out what Josh has been up to. As it turns out, aside from putting on some weight, Josh is now the proud driver of a car for hire. You can have Josh take you around anywhere you can afford, in his uber-new Ford. Hear all about it. Patrick gets a box of sex toys for women from a fan who is in one of those clubs for bored housewives who like to vibrate. Lots of laughs and mean comments about others in this one, just the way your mom used to make. We end with Josh convincing Patrick to eat like the wind.