It's PRIZE NIGHT at the Imholte household. April has a new t-shirt she's slit down the front so you can see those honkers, and the bingo hopper has fresh shine to it from all the shrimpy egg juice in the air. Will Aaron be so stupid as to perform his illegal lottery right before our very eyes, thereby entitling all of us to compensatory legal action? Only time will tell! Join Patrick and a bunch of idiots who think that somehow throwing money at two midwestern midwits somehow means that they themselves are winners.