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NLO 690: Hawt Sluts

Patrick didn’t do a show today. Before you yell about it, shutup. Patrick recorded this show weeks ago with comedian Dan Bialek just for such an occasion like this. Patrick talks about craigslist actresses, and …

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NLO 689: Vertical Horizon

Alright, people. If you’ve listened to this show for some time, you know it can get graphic. In this episode, Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio as Patrick tells probably the most disgusting story …

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NLO 688: Ajack

Al Jackson, or AJack as he is now lovingly referred to by Patrick as, is back from some awesome adventures and is in the studio, talking about recent happenings. They watch a video of a …

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NLO 687: BKBKBK

Failed podcaster Brian King is in the studio to talk about how much Apple sucks when it comes to knowing how to do things, and to tell everyone about his podcast that hasn’t done anything …

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NLO 686: Hangout

Comedian Flip Schultz is in the building. Patrick is teaching him all about the wonder that is Google Plus. If you don’t know what is is, you will. It’s totally going to take over Facebook. …

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NLO 685: Retardicapped

Ryan Stout is in the studio. Patrick is discussing fan frustration, and a recent show where he was distracted by a hot gay guy in the front row. Is it gay? Ryan talks about dental …

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NLO 684: Cecil

Patrick is joined in the studio for the first time in over a month by Cupcake Boy himself, Josh Denny. The duo recap their recent NLO shows in Minneapolis, talk about the largest natural breasts …

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NLO 683: All in the Delivery

Comedian Geoff Keith sits down to discuss a recent international incident. Geoff had some material stolen by a performer on Australia’s Got Talent, and for some reason, everyone there seems pretty cool with it. Patrick …

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NLO 682: Ugly Truth

Comedian and daddy’s little princess Alli Breen is in studio to talk about how bitches be trippin’, long and annoying movies, some ugly ass mugshots, and more. They also plan a trip to Vegas that …

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NLO 681: Faith and Fools

Patrick is on the road with Chris Porter in norther California, and they’re not too happy with how uptight the crowds are. We talk about that, and some other stuff we’ve been up to, but …

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NLO 680: Jackhammered

Sean Klitzner joins Patrick in the studio to talk about a variety of topics. A listener got solicited for sex while trying to sell his MacBook on craigslist, a magician tries a trick and it …

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NLO 679: Power of Attorney

Patrick is back in Los Angeles after being on the road for a few weeks. Flip Schultz is in the studio, and that means another prank phone call. This one is particularly questionable. Also discussed …

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NLO 673: Santy Barby

Patrick and Josh are fresh back from a gig in Santa Barbara, and they talk about that show and the people involved. Patrick also vents about the recent issues surrounding an ex-girlfriend, and they guys …