NLO 573: Jelli Beans
Mike Bridenstine joins the hilarity today, and it seems like everything is coming up daisies. Until we get kicked off our live broadcast provider’s system for showing pornography on the show. New stories about fat …
Mike Bridenstine joins the hilarity today, and it seems like everything is coming up daisies. Until we get kicked off our live broadcast provider’s system for showing pornography on the show. New stories about fat …
Patrick Garrity is in the studio, and we’re talking about everything from spider bites to rape video games. Yes, rape video games. Those Japanese people are so resourceful. They are so into kinky shit. We …
Josh Denny and Collin are in the studio, and they’re giving Patrick the business. That doesn’t mean gay sex. Patrick is accused of being an ugly, unsexy, creepy half-bearded man. Callers call in an make …
Todd Glass was supposed to come in to the studio, but he didn’t. But we still have a really great show for you. Patrick is joined by long-time friend Collin to talk about everything from …
Josh Denny is in the studio, and he’s listening to Patrick recap his recent experience on the set of worst movie ever, called Gay Terrorists. It’s about two terrorists that are gay, and the actors …
Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes are in the studio again, and this time we hit you with a powerhouse show that goes on for about 80 minutes. That’s right – we put in overtime to …
This show might be the most racial one yet, between discussing the latest tirade by Mel Gibson, and a group of kids with Tourette syndrome that we think are full of bunk, the N word …
Patrick is joined by some old friends from Florida, now living in Los Angeles – comedians Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes. They talk a bit about comedy, as comedians usually do in a room together, …
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Darren Carter and Justin Worsham, and there isn’t a pause in the action. We go from talking about comedian-related trials and tribulations, to a news story about …
If there’s one thing to take away from this show, it’s that Mike Bridenstine loves fat chicks. He’s in the studio, as is Jake Lloyd, and we’re talking about fat bitches, the best burgers in …
NLO favorite Tom Segura is in the studio, and Patrick can’t help but call him out for the pile of crap he is. Tom of course retorts by talking about what a piece of shit …
Patrick is joined in the studio once again by the lovely Shelby Stockton, and she is taking heap after heap of his shit. Patrick launches into a tirade on women, and Shelby calmly defends her …
Josh Denny joins in on the hilarity today, and what a great show we have for you. We talk about all kinds of things, like a fat girl with a fat blog who can’t get …
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Jonny Loquasto – that’s right; a Jonny with no H in the name. Topics for today’s show include Shaquille O’Neal and his sordid past, racial humor, the …
Patrick was drunk and did a Monday show, but it came out pretty bad. So this is a re-do of that show. Patrick is well-rested and sober, and the other disastrous live show is going …
Patrick is still in Tampa, hanging out with old friends, but meanwhile, back in L.A., there’s a new show in the pipeline for you. It’s got stories about Jake making a mess with weird food …
Patrick is in Tampa, visiting ghosts of NLO’s past. But that doesn’t mean you don’t get new hotness. Patrick is joined in the studio by New York comedian Greg Barris, and old friend from back …
Patrick is trying to get along with the fairer sex. He has been scouting the Los Angeles comedy scenes for women that show some kind of comedic talent. It’s like trying to find a leprechaun. …
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