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NLO 443: Bananimals
Oh, man. There were no live shows this week, but we can promise you it’s going to be a week’s worth of funtasticism from here on out. I don’t even think funtasticism is a word, …
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NLO 442: Obama is a Racist
We’re joined in the studio by a special observer. Kristin, the girl Dagre was too busy getting his oil changed to give the business while in Mississippi, is visiting from Gulfport and Dagre is showing …
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NLO 441: Abortion and Sun Showers
It’s a longer-than-usual live show, with Johnny and Patrick at the helm. We take your calls, answer your questions, and console you right when you need it most. We talk about the ongoing confusion and …
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NLO 440: Facebook Fan Page
Johnny and Patrick kick off the week with a Monday show. Patrick gets up in the middle of the show to relieve himself of a little poo, and Johnny has some thoughts on the state …
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NLO 439: Not-So-Funny People
Who says fat people can’t do the same things skinny people can? Well, everyone, we suppose. But that isn’t going to stop us from trying. In this show, Patrick announces to Johnny the latest component …
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NLO 438: Butterfly Rainforest
Patrick is being completely silly, and the only one around to put up with his nonsense is Dagre. He sits very patiently as Patrick plays with his gum, drinks loudly, spouts off ideas for businesses, …
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NLO 437: Obama Has Aides
Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a …
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NLO 436: Pillow Pedo
We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back …
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NLO 435: Team God
A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school – Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves. …
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NLO 434: Macaroni Soup
What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she …
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NLO 433: Replacing Johnny
Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net, …
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NLO 432: Dipsticks
Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways …
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NLO 431: Eat Dead Pigs
Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans …
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NLO 430: MJ and LA
Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve …
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NLO 429: Body Go Boom
Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk …
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NLO 428: Russian Dressing
It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from …
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NLO 427: Picking Burlap
In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery …
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NLO 426: Never Say Sorry
Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long …