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NLO 461: Foaming Mad

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy

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NLO 460: Getting Lippy

The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that

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NLO 459: Fancy Boy Toys

Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive

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NLO 458: Love Cake

In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and

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NLO 457: Fucking Females

We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick

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NLO 456: Fat and Sassy

Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah,

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NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times

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NLO 454: Organ Boner

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and

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NLO 453: Tweeting for God

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again.

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NLO 452: Funeral Wedding

Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or

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NLO 450: Penis Growth

Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest

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NLO 448: Twickering

You could call this show somewhat of an intervention. Patrick and Johnny got in to some Twitter arguments this weekend, and Patrick wants to have it out on the show. Patrick has two problems with

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NLO 447: That Is So Gay

If there’s one thing we love doing, it’s offending our core groups of stereotypes. Black people and gay people seems to be favorites of the NLO crew, so in this show we really line up

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NLO 446: Love Cave

We’re back with a fresh live show for your ass. In this episode, we talk about social networking a little more, and show you some examples of what mistakes can easily be made on sites

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NLO 445: Drawing Lessons

It’s Monday, and we’re back entertaining you like the dancing monkeys that we are. We talk a little more about our Nike+ experience and cover the do’s and dont’s of exercise. We also cover some

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NLO 444: Low Price Corral

We’re all over the place on this one, but it’s sure to be one of your favorite shows. If you love to hear the hosts squirm, you’re going to love this show. Johnny critiques some