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NLO 480: Fingerblast
Black people usually die young, Asians tend to live forever, and white people fall somewhere in the middle. Indian people are seldom attractive, and Tiger Woods only cheated on his wife because he has hot …
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NLO 479: Meet Matt
Patrick and Johnny are joined in the studio by a long-time friend of Patrick. Matt is a musician and student of the world, and he has opinions on a lot of things you people need …
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NLO 478: Paulking on Sunshine
Tony Gaud and Johnny B join Patrick in the studio for some good old-fashioned fun times. They discuss a letter from a listener about the comedy styling of Dustin Diamond, and Johnny B steps up …
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NLO 477: Jake Paulk is Hiding Something
Did you ever go to a movie, and you were all like, “oh, man this is going to be an awesome movie…and stuff.” But then when you got there, you started watching and with each …
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NLO 476: Pussy Piñata
We’re doing a late-night post-Thanksgiving show for your earholes, and we’ve got lots to talk about. From pizza to the comedy business, we’re going to tell it like it is. We talk about a man …
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NLO 475: Beer Bumhole
Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a round of discussions on their personal lives and stories in the news. Patrick confronts Johnny about his Call of Duty addiction, which leads in to a discussion …
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NLO 474: Doberman Gang
Patrick and Chef still aren’t right from their trip to Europe. Patrick hasn’t been home for two consecutive nights yet, and Chef is, well, weird. In this show, Patrick talks about serving up comedy to …
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NLO 473: Eurotrash
We’re back from our trip to London and Paris, and boy are our arms tired. Wait; is that a thing? We talk about our adventures abroad, mostly bitching about foreign traditions and stuff. We will …
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NLO 472: Sharpie Face
Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the …
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NLO 471: Doing Squats
Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how …
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NLO 469: Damn Dames
Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort …
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NLO 468: Paranormal Disappointment
Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie …
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NLO 467: Walking Funny
Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent …
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NLO 466: Ginger Lover
Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the …
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NLO 465: Splitting Tongues
Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification …
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NLO 464: Religious Rearing
Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between …
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NLO 463: Clumps and Clogs
Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make …
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NLO 462: Fuck Falcon
Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, …