Don’t you hate it when people try to make the worst situation out of a good thing? They try to find the negative in any situation. They try to rain on your parade, even though …

On this edition, we talk about Halloween and remember what it was like to be a kid and go trick or treating with a sparkle in our eye. We also talk about some embarrassing sex …

We talk a lot about comedians on this show. We do that because we like comedy, and we like funny things. But we also like laughing at people who think they are funny, when they …

Ok, look – making fun of people for being gay, or acting gay, or in general looking gay is easy. It’s cheap comedy with laughs at the expense of someone else, and that just isn’t …

Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other …

Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing …

It’s our return to live shows and we’ve got a doozy for you. We talk about several stories recently in the news, like a guy who punishes himself when he’s mad at his girlfriend, a …

I bet you thought we were slowly going the way of the buffalo, what with the not putting out shows for the past two weeks and whatnot. We were just taking a bit of a …

So yeah, Patrick was all religious in a past life. It’s no secret. On this show he spills all the embarrassing stories from his past. He talks about getting saved, church functions, and even doing …

In this show, we talk about girls and the problems that ensue with dating them. Girls that can’t cook, girls that cry, girls that bitch. We hear a news story or two, and talk about …

If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s fake friends. We know who you are. You’re not sneaky. No one keeps secrets. Stop your needless bitching about everything that happens with this show. What happens …

If you had a friend who had hair that looked like a birds nest, would you tell him? I mean really bad, like a cross between a cinnamon factory explosion and that rock monster from …

It’s my podcast and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if your friend was a Jew.

In this show there is a lot of gay talk. It’s not that we’re gay, it’s just that we’re so comfortable with not being gay that we can speculate about being gay without any kind …

This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s good because of all the stuff in it. It’s got news, and emails, and funny audio. I mean, there’s just way too much to even …

So it’s Labor Day. That’s a holiday in this here United States, and a lot of shows will be taking the day off. A lot of shows will say that they don’t get many weekday …

It’s time for a super-duper Friday show. In this show, Patrick kind of starts to throw a wonderful girl under the bus, but then backs off. Of course, it wouldn’t be a week at NLO …

Every show has it’s breaking point. This might be ours. Special guest Roy comes in to talk about some recent displeasure with our very own Johnny B. This is a show he might not be …