One more week of shows, and then your beloved hosts get a couple of weeks off to have fun amongst themselves. Roy is headed home to the OK, and Patrick will be ferrying himself hither …

In this show, we talk about a brand new web browser that has been specifically engineered for black people, to help them have a better web experience without interference from the white man. We also …

Happy middle of the week, or, as we like to call it here at NLO, hump day. It’s called that because if the week was like a hill, Wednesday would be the middle, or the …

In this show, we talk about all sorts of funny things. We talk about lady-folk, and health issues. We wonder who will die first. Patrick talks about his recent experiences shopping for things, and using …

Dude, did you guys see that there have been no shows this week? I know, it’s total bullshit. It’s almost like the guys don’t care about you anymore. The truth is that there is a …

It’s black Friday, and that means you’re probably not home to listen to this show. You’re probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine …

Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to …

Gobble gobble, bitches! It’s Thanksgiving week here at the NLO compound. We realize that other people around the world don’t really celebrate this holiday. We don’t really care, though. One holiday we do celebrate year-round …

Another Friday, and another weekend that you’ll spend home alone in a puddle of your own filth, eating frozen pizza and drinking strawberry milk. That’s not true. We don’t really know you at all. But …

It’s a milestone show for us here at NLO. The United States is going to have it’s first black president, and we thought we’d beat ol’ Uncle Sam at his own game. We’ve got our …

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy …

It’s Patrick’s birthday and he’s unwrapping gifts from dedicated listeners like you. And in typical NLO fashion, he’s berating most of them, like the ungrateful jerk that he is. It’s all done in good fun, …

Ring the bells! Release the doves! Chef and his gal are back from their cruise, and oh the stories we’re going to hear. Of course, the big news since he left is that Obama won …

We’ve had a few days to think about the Obama thing, and well, we’re over it. In this show Dagre joins Patrick to talk about different topics, ranging from starting out in standup comedy to …

It looks like Obama will be painting the White House black, so to speak. Congratulations, black people. That’s what you wanted to hear, isn’t it? Sure, YOU didn’t do anything. You just happen to be …

Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a …

Happy Halloween, kids! Get out the candy corns and pull up a broomstick, because this show is going to have you on the edge of your cauldron. What? That doesn’t even make sense. On this …

It’s true. The show has gotten a little inside as of late. We talk about fans, we talk about the forums, and it seems a week can’t go by without some kind of drama breaking …