A Thursday show? We haven’t had one of these for awhile. Johnny and I dive right in to about ten news stories and offer hilarious commentary that is sure to you LOLing through the night. …

It’s a Monday show for a day we’re not really here. We pre-recorded this nonsense over a week ago. Is it our best show over? No. Is it our worst show ever? Maybe, but probably …

It’s inevitable that when a group of fat people get in a room, they talk about food. It’s just one of those fundamental laws of nature, kind of like when you lock a bunch of …

One thing we’ve tried to shy away from on this program is having children on. We have foul mouths and we use language that probably wouldn’t impress your grandmother or foreign dignitaries. We love our …

We return after an unintentional week off. Johnny B is in the studio and the laughs that ensue will be easily recognizable as laughs, which is good, because that’s what laughs are for. Patrick talks …

There is a hero that America needs, but it isn’t the hero America deserves. Say what? It’s Friday, and here’s a show. We talk about gambling, Double O being creepy, and the stupid Super Bowl …

It’s hump day, and NLO celebrates by bringing you a live show. That’s right! NLO has returned and takes your calls and feedback, via the website and through the magic of the Twitter. We talk …

Welcome to your Monday, America. On today’s show, we talk about the difference between the various social networking sites out there. We also tell you how to join in the internet sensation by following Patrick …

Have you ever wanted a nipple on the bottom of your foot? I sure have. That way if I ever ran in to a homeless baby, I could give it some milk just by sticking …

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The …

So it’s true, the NLO Cruise has been put off until this stupid economy turns around. You people are either broke, or afraid you’re going to be broke by the time April rolls around, and …

Happy 2009, kids. It seems like it’s only been a week or two since it was 2008. Oh wait – it was. We’re back and we’re kickin’ it new style. I don’t know what that …

It’s our last show of the year, and we couldn’t be happier about it. 2009 will bring a whole new year of funny to you, the NLO fan. Enjoy the show. Sign up for the …

From everyone at NLO, we hope you have a great Christmas.

We’re on vacation this week. Enjoy these pre-recorded, yet entirely new, shows in the mean time. Have a great Christmas and New Years Holiday. Indeed.

Happy Friday. We didn’t feel like doing s full sized show today, so we didn’t. We talk about some news stories and Roy produces his first ever segment for the show where he analyzes what …

We’re in an especially festive mood as we broadcast live from atop the second floor of the NLO studios. We take your calls and partake in your concerns and opinions on the various topics of …