NLO Shows
NLO 488: God Gabbing
Merry Christmas, all ye fair fans! Here’s another extended show – the second of the week – just for you. That’s nearly five hours of entertainment this week, which counts for five shows if you …
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NLO 487: Suckle
It’s almost Christmas time, and we’re in the giving spirit, so this show is extra long for your enjoyment. Granted, a lot of it consists of us perusing the internet and making fun of everyone …
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NLO 486: Club Penguin
In this episode, Patrick fills in the fans on some upcoming changes in the show and how they are going to be good for everyone. We also talk about the top search terms that kids …
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NLO 485: MacBook Woe
Patrick is back from Los Angeles and is bitching about everything from the weather to annoying people he encountered on his flights. He talks about the awful experience that was his Monday, beginning with flight …
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NLO 484: Up Syndrome
They say it isn’t nice to make fun of people for things they can’t help. I guess that’s true, but maybe laughing at someone isn’t the same as making fun of them. Look, retarded people …
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NLO 483: Robbin’ Williams
We recorded this show on a frantic day because we love you. Don’t say we don’t. Because we do. In this show, we talk about Twitter habits and how ours are better than yours, ultimately …
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NLO 482: It Gets Worse
Do you have a friend that doesn’t know how to end a story? They just ramble on and on and go into details that have nothing to do with the story and it ends with …
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NLO 481: Apocalypse Soon
It’s been said that December 21 is an important date. This year, some big NLO announcement on December 21 with change the show forever. But three years from now, on December 21, 2012, a lot …
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NLO 480: Fingerblast
Black people usually die young, Asians tend to live forever, and white people fall somewhere in the middle. Indian people are seldom attractive, and Tiger Woods only cheated on his wife because he has hot …
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NLO 479: Meet Matt
Patrick and Johnny are joined in the studio by a long-time friend of Patrick. Matt is a musician and student of the world, and he has opinions on a lot of things you people need …
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NLO 478: Paulking on Sunshine
Tony Gaud and Johnny B join Patrick in the studio for some good old-fashioned fun times. They discuss a letter from a listener about the comedy styling of Dustin Diamond, and Johnny B steps up …
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NLO 477: Jake Paulk is Hiding Something
Did you ever go to a movie, and you were all like, “oh, man this is going to be an awesome movie…and stuff.” But then when you got there, you started watching and with each …
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NLO 476: Pussy Piñata
We’re doing a late-night post-Thanksgiving show for your earholes, and we’ve got lots to talk about. From pizza to the comedy business, we’re going to tell it like it is. We talk about a man …
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NLO 475: Beer Bumhole
Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a round of discussions on their personal lives and stories in the news. Patrick confronts Johnny about his Call of Duty addiction, which leads in to a discussion …
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NLO 474: Doberman Gang
Patrick and Chef still aren’t right from their trip to Europe. Patrick hasn’t been home for two consecutive nights yet, and Chef is, well, weird. In this show, Patrick talks about serving up comedy to …
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NLO 473: Eurotrash
We’re back from our trip to London and Paris, and boy are our arms tired. Wait; is that a thing? We talk about our adventures abroad, mostly bitching about foreign traditions and stuff. We will …
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NLO 472: Sharpie Face
Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the …
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NLO 471: Doing Squats
Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how …