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NLO 405: More Old Stuff

The bottom line is we’re tired, we’ve got a big marathon show tomorrow, and we’d like to get some sleep. So enjoy this intro and some more of last years big marathon show. Have fun,

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NLO 404: File Not Found

In only four days, talent from around the country will descend on the NLO studio to entertain you for over twelve hours straight. We’re letting the hosts have this week off to relax and prep

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NLO 403: Pining For PETA

On this show, we touch briefly on the #doitnick project, and talk about what the results would be if Nick really decided to kill himself. We also talk about this self-righteous bitch from PETA who

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NLO 402: Do It Nick

One thing we love about our fans is that we’re often trusted by them to give advice on their personal lives. We get letters about job prospects, hobbies, vacation destinations, and which types of gas

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NLO 401: Retard Fight Club

How do you describe a show like this to someone who hasn’t heard it yet? It’s got everything. It’s got us making fun of people less fortunate than us. It’s got yelling and anger brought

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NLO 400: Sad Clown Music

I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The

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NLO 399: Dan Syndrome

On this show we talk about the upcoming Houston show and how we might just have to get a whore for our good buddy Shooby. Those Indian guys love whores, right Shooby? Hell yes. We

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NLO 398: NLOleet

It’s ’round abouts St. Patrick’s Day, and while it has normally been tradition for Patrick to be a saint – or at least tolerable – around this time of year, he’s got an email in

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NLO 397: Bam

Johnny is back in the studio, and Patrick is using him to bounce ideas off of – literally – about his new percussion band. Armed with some soundboards and a tenacity that is sure to

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NLO 396: Fuck You Jake Lloyd

Patrick and Dagre are back from Biloxi, and, oh, the stories they have to tell. Okay, well maybe stories isn’t the right word. Story is probably more accurate. Listen to find out what Dagre did

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NLO 395: Jake Interrupted

It’s Friday, and while you’re thinking about getting ready to phone it in for one more day at your stupid job at T.G.I.Friday’s, or Shoe Carnival, or wherever the hell you work, Dagre and Patrick

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NLO 394: Space Train

In this show, we check in on the new host of Late Night and see how he is doing filling Conan O’Brien’s shoes. Patrick talks about a recent experience on a flight from Houston and

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NLO 393: Erik Is Not Special

Patrick is flying solo on this show, and he is taking your calls and covering various news stories. In this show, he gives listeners lessons on manners and conversation skills, relationship advice, thoughts on sex

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NLO 392: Tumor Face

Another week, and another three shows in the books. We’ve run the gamut of emotions this week – optimistic, angry, insulting, fearful, and others. In this show we explore the life and stories of a

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NLO 391: Urine Trouble

Sometimes these bitches need to get hurt. Truer words were never spoken. In this show, we lay down the smack to women who think they are God’s gift to men and the world in general.

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NLO 390: Out of Alignment

On this show, we take a virtual tour around the world as we discuss bizarre news stories from countries far and wide. Something is wrong with Asian people that makes them want to name their

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NLO 389: Hotlanta

Roy is in the studio, and, as they often do, the topic of conversation shifts to standup comedy. Patrick and Roy are fresh back from working in Atlanta. We met with fans and had a