It’s my podcast and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if your friend was a Jew.

In this show there is a lot of gay talk. It’s not that we’re gay, it’s just that we’re so comfortable with not being gay that we can speculate about being gay without any kind …

This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s good because of all the stuff in it. It’s got news, and emails, and funny audio. I mean, there’s just way too much to even …

So it’s Labor Day. That’s a holiday in this here United States, and a lot of shows will be taking the day off. A lot of shows will say that they don’t get many weekday …

It’s time for a super-duper Friday show. In this show, Patrick kind of starts to throw a wonderful girl under the bus, but then backs off. Of course, it wouldn’t be a week at NLO …

Every show has it’s breaking point. This might be ours. Special guest Roy comes in to talk about some recent displeasure with our very own Johnny B. This is a show he might not be …

Well kids, this is a show that didn’t really get off on the right foot. It also didn’t come around to ever being on a right foot. I don’t even know that there were feet …

We’re back from Las Vegas, and boy are our arms tired. What? We recap the trip in this super-sized episode full of just about everything you could want to hear about our trip. Of course, …

We’re going to be honest with you. It’s three days before we take off for Vegas, and we’re really phoning it in. So much so that we even let Steve Carlson take over for the …

It’s an action packed live show. We’ve got news stories that cover cities in the east and in the west, and we talk about why you wouldn’t want to live in either one. We talk …

As scary as flying can be, at least it’s not as risky as taking a bus through the great white north. Not that we’d ever recommend taking a bus anywhere (or even visiting Canada for …

It’s come to my attention that the people doing a lot of the jobs of entertaining America are probably the least suited to do so. Case in point: Andy Rooney. Does anyone know what this …

It’s just so hard not to be Nick Starr obsessed. The guy just keeps giving us so much ammo and so much to talk about. He is becoming so prominent on the show that we …

Are you tired of hearing about how scared Patrick is of flying in a plane? Then you probably shouldn’t listen to this show. As it turns out, Johnny is not too keen on flying either. …

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Patrick had a weird dream about some lady that doesn’t think anything is funny. It was so funny to him that he woke up in the middle of the night and he laughed hysterically for …

Dude, the iPhone sucks. It doesn’t have a removable battery. It doesn’t have buttons. It doesn’t have picture messaging or a very good camera. The camera doesn’t even zoom in and out. Psssh. It’s dumb …