Patrick had a weird dream about some lady that doesn’t think anything is funny. It was so funny to him that he woke up in the middle of the night and he laughed hysterically for …

Dude, the iPhone sucks. It doesn’t have a removable battery. It doesn’t have buttons. It doesn’t have picture messaging or a very good camera. The camera doesn’t even zoom in and out. Psssh. It’s dumb …

This is the perfect show to listen to if you ever wondered about Easter and chocolate. Or if you wanted some ideas for old lady names that aren’t hot. We talk in detail about the …

Remember the girl that tried to extort money out of Chef? Her name was Brandy Mickey. Now she is married and her name is Brandy Knutson. As it turns out, Brandy Knutson is a manipulative, …

It’s an action-packed live show where we talk about one of the most up and coming web 9.0 technologies – the Twitter. The Twitter is popular with kids, and we want to be popular with …

Happy Monday everyone! We hope everyone had a great Independence Day. Of course, if you live in another part of the world you might not know what that is, but just be grateful if you …

It’s a live show, and we’ve got an action-packed series of events for you tonight. First of all, we’re capping off Chef’s date with Emma. They went motorcycle riding, they went to a movie, and …

Love is in the air. Well, maybe not love, but something. We talk a little more about George Carlin, and then we move on to what everyone cares about – Chef’s dating life. We talk …

It’s been a long year for Chef. He went through mental torture with that psycho lying whore Brandy Mickey, and thought he was having a baby. Now he’s settling down and getting back to his …

George Carlin passed away, and everyone is going on and on about it. He is a comedy idol to Johnny, and Chef couldn’t care less. Patrick just doesn’t get it, and picks apart his comedy …

We love our fans so much we did a special live show. Did you make it to your computer in time to listen? You know we send text messages notifying you of any live shows, …

We’re back after our studio reconfiguration hiatus. We’ve got a special guest with us that we think you’re going to enjoy. He may not be the funniest guest we’ve ever had. He may not be …

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you look around and all you see is people who aren’t like you? “One of these things is not like the other.” That’s what the inside …

Uh-oh, ladies! Rumor has it that one of the NLO boys is off the market. Far be it from me to spread rumors and point fingers, but it looks as if one of the guys …

NLO is three years old, and that means we’re celebrating by bringing you mediocre comedy and a half-assed program. In this show, we talk more about NLO merchandise, answer some voicemails, and of course go …

So the marathon show was a hit, and it sure did take it’s toll on the crew. We raised money for our trip to Las Vegas, but Patrick is starting to have second thoughts on …

How much will cock molds go for on eBay? Who will win the ultimate showdown between Kami and Chef? Why id there some group of idiots every 50 yards who insist on forming an improv …

Patrick’s in a funk, and Johnny and Chef are there to cheer him up. That’s what friends are for, after all. In this show, we talk about crazy black people, recycling, and more. Patrick describes …