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December 18, 2023: NOBODY Likes CHAD ZUMOCK! DonkeyLips Can’t Walk! Steel Toe Numbers Are DOWN!

December 18, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …

December 12, 2023: STEEL TOE Gets WORSE? Catalano TV Collapses, Kate Meaney is a WRECK!

December 12, 2023

Steel Toe as hosted by Aaron Imholte and his worthless spouse is unbearable, but have you heard Steel Toe helmed by Johnny Crutches? It’s worse than you could ever fathom. We explore The recent gallivanting by the Immolates in Vegas and what that time away has done to their precious show. Kate Meaney has found her medication and a sliver of confidence after bitching, trying to strike, crying, whining, deleting, hiding and more. It’s both humorous and sad to watch a young girl WRECK her social value over and over and over. TommyNC2010 has a movie review for the new Godzilla movie, but don’t get your hopes up for a poster. Joey C and his wife are busy debunking all the latest rumors about their trouble with the law. Joey C proves he doesn’t have an ankle bracelet, but Patrick has an update about his status with the law. …

December 9, 2023: MERSH Ain’t Fat! Kate Meaney Embarrasses Herself More! Saturday Vibes!

December 9, 2023

The rich come out on a Saturday to pick squares and embrace possibilities. The Imholte’s are in Las Vegas and the rumors are trickling in. Patrick has a challenge to issue to Aaron and April, but they’re too busy running around Las Vegas like rubes, dazzled by all the lights and free drinks. Kate Meaney has another video where she’s singing to all of us with he childish angelic voice. Watch as she stands on a table in her rich mom’s home and sings in to a gold club. Patrick’s in the mood for Mersh, and we watch some of this donkey’s latest clips. Mersh is going on a trip and wants everyone to know about his catsitter and the new automatic feeder he splurged on for his cat family. Mersh is also sick of people saying he can’t get laid, and he also doesn’t like Patrick calling him fat, no matter how much it’s the truth. …

November 16, 2023 – R-TARD THURSDAY! Steel Toe DELUSION Peaks! Old Man Brennan! CRINGE Rap Group!

November 16, 2023

Patrick’s show rundown sheet overfloweth with many much more mopes to make mirth about! Sorry about that, but it’s hard to write a description for a show that hasn’t happened yet! Steel Toe is in dire straits, and they are putting out the early feelers to get their favorite benefactor Captain Chandler to send in piles of cash. Will he oblige them? Josh Denny is bigger than ever and has never had more podcast experience, but he still has no idea what he’s doing. Kevin Brennan has become too easy to impress in his old age and Patrick has some thoughts about it. There’s a new rap group sweeping the northeast and you’re going to want to grab your earplugs about it, fam. We out here on these streets! …

November 14, 2023 – Chad’s STALE Standup! Are APRIL IMHOLTE’S Bags Packed? Get K-Mart Ready!

November 14, 2023

Patrick has some theories and what a better place to air them out than the daily Nobody Likes Onions podcast live stream comedy program! April Imholte’s anxiety is through the roof, and winter is coming! Will this woods woman be able to weather the depression of another Minnesota locked up with her scrawny stick husband playing radio in the basement? Is she bailing on more and more shows lately because of her fragile ego? Plus – we go over Chad’s standup comedy set from this past weekend in Ohio, and find out he still hasn’t written one new joke. The cope from Chad about losing a roast battle to Ray DeVito continues. It’s Training Tuesday, and we’ve got the tools you need to be K-Mart ready! …

November 6, 2023 – OPEN WIDE! Stand Up, Sit Down, Wiggle In Your Seat! Sniping and Wiping!

November 6, 2023

Patrick has a headache this morning, but that’s not going to stop him from firing up the chat box and screaming at his Internet children! Let’s explore some of the best stand up comedians taking to the stage today. Alex Stein is getting TOO outrageous for his own good. Steel Toe has some more advice for all the shows chasing his coattails. We’ve got a new lady to watch and this one could be the easiest yet – because she’s so big you can see her from space…because she is very, very fat. Get it? We learn way more about the fat way of life than most are comfortable with. Maybe finish your meal before you get to the second half of this show, or we can’t promise you’ll be able to “wipe” your memory clean, even if you can reach. …

October 31, 2023 – SCARY AF: Aaron Imholte STANDUP! More PRIZE Nonsense! Get A Job, Get The Girl!

October 31, 2023

Happy Halloween! Boo! Spooky scary stuff is in our midst, on our minds, and maybe more! We check in on the latest iteration of the Steel Toe Morning Show “prize night” grift to see how they’re doing. Is this set of Minnesota mini-minds still raking in the dough from their sleepy fans? It’s Training Tuesday, an it’s time you became a FORD man! If you can land this position, you just may land that lady you’ve been so keen about! And FINALLY, the piece you’ve all been waiting for – Aaron Imholte’s unreleased standup set from his big Chrissy Mayr event. How bad of a standup is Aaron? How much confidence does he have on stage in front of an audience people who aren’t there for him? Let’s find out! Trick or treat, biznatches! …

October 23, 2023 – Brennan Can’t Focus, Fan FREAKOUT, Gillespie Q&A, Steel Toe’s Latest Event

October 23, 2023

Good Mooby Monday, my little porcelain pirates! Drop your kids off at the pool and grab some coffee and some fuel! It’s NLO for your big phat phanny! Patrick is probably going to get a Lexus but it feels too fancy. Brad is scared of the bathtub. Kevin Brennan can’t seem to get anything right, and Patrick isn’t ashamed at all. We’ve got another instance of a fan losing their bananas. Heather Gillespie did a live Q&A and it’s weirder than normal. We’ve got a new woman to creep on, so get out your trenchcoat and prepare your sausages! …

October 16, 2023 – BON DIA! Comedy Shaman is LOOSE! Summer Was BORN To Sing! Another Missed Goal!

October 16, 2023

Happy Monday, fellow nerds! Patrick covered a podcast by the Comedy Shaman aka Put Down The Pork Pete aka Clay Combing Through Career Options and it did not sit well with the man. While Comedy Shaman has been a polarizing member of the community, it’s important to realize that once you try to be a guy, you are opened up to a world of criticism and unsolicited feedback. Summer Sinclair has the same problem with recognizing and calibrating her own level of talent. And Steel Toe? Don’t worry about Steel Toe – they are still missing goals and tell you that they don’t, all while begging you to help them help you help them have a show. …

October 11, 2023 – Moody Goes Bye Bye! Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte Is a Blind Meanie!

October 11, 2023

This is not a show. Come say goodbye to Moody before he heads off to LA to go to Disneyland, and then heads back to Kiwi Country! What has Moody learned? Does he know what a diner is? What about his excuse for not using the word ketchup? Or not being able to explain what tomato relish is? We will find out. Patrick is getting a new iPhone. Steel Toe Morning Show’s Aaron Imholte can’t stop being wrong and making his wife feel like complete garbage about it. Why can’t Mooby ever see what’s right in front of his eyes? Probably the same reason Patrick can’t stop being such an autistic sperg. Enjoy this one, fools! …

October 5, 2023 – R-TARD THURSDAY! Failed Comedienne Fixes YOUR Finances!

October 5, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …

VIOLENT Vegas Comic BUTCH BRADLEY Pulls Gun On Girlfriend!?

September 22, 2023

Comedian Butch Bradley went on the Misery Loves Company podcast with Kevin Brennan recently to tell his version of what happened in the past with Patrick. In the process, he publicly slandered Patrick several times with statements that he knows are false. Butch accuses Patrick of stalking, death threats, harassment of himself and his family, and much more. Who is more of a danger to Butch’s loved ones? Patrick, who doesn’t communicate with Butch at all and hasn’t in five years, or Butch himself? Did Butch pull a gun on his girlfriend in 2021? Did she call 911? Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone got ahold of the emergency call and police report? What would happen to the career of Las Vegas’ funniest comedian as well as the reputation of The Strat casino and the LA Comedy Club if the evidence of prostitutes, drugs and domestic violence come to light? Look out, Butch! Winter is coming! …

MEMBERS ONLY: NO POORS! Let’s Take This Up a Notch! 🤑💲💵💰

September 1, 2023

The week is over, but the drama has just begun! Let’s kick it! Patrick takes heat for doing a spa show and has the sunburn to prove it! Chad Zumock does what he does best – STEAL! Chad gets $1K to do a pool show, and now this poor mofo has to find a pool! Make a sauna appointment! Kevin Brennan is losing his mind of other people’s money and also has tons of comments about stuff he doesn’t have right! Patrick has had enough of the hack challenges that anyone can do. Tonight it gets tooken to the next level. Patrick lays out the challenge. …

August 31, 2023 – Are WOMEN Ruining EVERYTHING? Taking It TOO FAR!

August 31, 2023

People seem to be disturbed by some of Patrick’s choices lately, and Patrick is beginning to question his own sanity. There’s a growing trend of women in the so-called Dabbleverse, and it’s not going well. Patrick has noticed some disturbing women around the podcast world this week, and we should discuss them in detail. From Tracey Jane to the new Patty featuring on MLC, it’s all going sour! Patrick receives a warning that has him chilled to his bones. Will it be enough to make him cool the situation off? We check in on one of our old favorites from outside this sphere of nuts, Heather Gillespie. She’s spiraling in an all new way. …

EMERGENCY: MLC Universe Rocked! Shuli’s YouTube STRUCK! Kevin Brennan Calls In! (August 31, 2023)

August 31, 2023

It’s a tumultuous day in the whatever-verse. Let’s go over it. Let’s investigate. Let’s get down to the nitty gritty. Can you believe it? We’re doing it! Patrick talks about all the recent drama swirling in the MLC world, with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. The Misery Loves Company podcast is forever changed, but the current guests are not informed and the show is spiraling down a road of irrelevance and insanity. Can Kevin keep this up? He calls in to let us know who should take the L this week. Is Patrick a Shuli shill? What does he know that he isn’t saying? Can anyone be trusted? Find out! …

August 29, 2023 – Steel Toe LIES Continue, Goals Suck, The Imholte Divorce Clock & More!

August 29, 2023

We’ve been busy collecting lots of dirt on our friends up in Minnesota, and you won’t believe what we’ve heard! Aaron and his little scrimp are planning a covert trip to Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND and don’t want you, and more importantly Patrick, to know about it! Is this the behavior of a man who wants to box? We watch Aaron miss another goal and end the show on a bummer note for the second morning this week. But Patrick knows the importance of ending the show on a high note, so you won’t believe what he drops at the end today! Let’s have a nice, fun Tuesday! …

GET WRECKED – A Late Night Discord Disaster Event (August 29, 2023)

August 29, 2023

Don’t worry about it. Come hang. Let your fears go away. Join us on the NLO discord (link below) in the voice chat for a very public hang. We will be simulcasting on YouTube for the lurkers. Don’t be afraid. Daddy doesn’t bite. I’m daddy. Know what I mean, baby girl? We watch Stuttering John and KC Armstrong try to navigate the ins and outs of podcasting. Patrick loses internet access mid-broadcast and calls it a night. …

August 28, 2023 – Deceased & Da Cyst, Numbers BREAK People, Troll Tolls, Bower’s Back & More!

August 28, 2023

Steel Toe is a dying channel, a dysfunctional show, and a living exhibition of a relationship decaying before our very eyes. The lies coming out of this show are reaching new bold levels. Patrick has become keenly aware of how number chasing breaks people, and the obsession seems to be ramping up. Patrick receives a very concerning legal document from two of the internet’s dumbest people. We read it and enjoy the stupidity. The piñata has burst, and people are scrambling for scrap. It’s time to stay in your own yard and prepare for a storm. Michael Ray Bower has a killer new video to help combat your depression. Patrick gets a taste of the trolling around his own subscriber threshold. …