Aaron imholte Archives • NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

October 5, 2023 – R-TARD THURSDAY! Failed Comedienne Fixes YOUR Finances!

October 5, 2023

Patrick’s schedule is ALL WONKY for the next week or so, and you’ll just have to deal with it. The internet is a fickle mistress, and her shows are not relegated to your temporal bounding boxes, human. The Lou and KY morning show is the shining beacon of the Joey C universe. Lou looks like his teeth got in a fight and had to be seperated. Did we mention he’s dumber than potting soil? Patrick revisits Haley Sacks, a guest from NYC who had a showing so bad, she couldn’t even bear to be in the same room with Patrick ever again. Steel Toe suffers another insane defeat at the offering plate, and April comes down to give Aaron a sloppy consolation kiss before heading off to her night shift at Arby’s. Save some horsey sauce for us, Ape! …

VIOLENT Vegas Comic BUTCH BRADLEY Pulls Gun On Girlfriend!?

September 22, 2023

Comedian Butch Bradley went on the Misery Loves Company podcast with Kevin Brennan recently to tell his version of what happened in the past with Patrick. In the process, he publicly slandered Patrick several times with statements that he knows are false. Butch accuses Patrick of stalking, death threats, harassment of himself and his family, and much more. Who is more of a danger to Butch’s loved ones? Patrick, who doesn’t communicate with Butch at all and hasn’t in five years, or Butch himself? Did Butch pull a gun on his girlfriend in 2021? Did she call 911? Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone got ahold of the emergency call and police report? What would happen to the career of Las Vegas’ funniest comedian as well as the reputation of The Strat casino and the LA Comedy Club if the evidence of prostitutes, drugs and domestic violence come to light? Look out, Butch! Winter is coming! …

MEMBERS ONLY: NO POORS! Let’s Take This Up a Notch! 🤑💲💵💰

September 1, 2023

The week is over, but the drama has just begun! Let’s kick it! Patrick takes heat for doing a spa show and has the sunburn to prove it! Chad Zumock does what he does best – STEAL! Chad gets $1K to do a pool show, and now this poor mofo has to find a pool! Make a sauna appointment! Kevin Brennan is losing his mind of other people’s money and also has tons of comments about stuff he doesn’t have right! Patrick has had enough of the hack challenges that anyone can do. Tonight it gets tooken to the next level. Patrick lays out the challenge. …

August 31, 2023 – Are WOMEN Ruining EVERYTHING? Taking It TOO FAR!

August 31, 2023

People seem to be disturbed by some of Patrick’s choices lately, and Patrick is beginning to question his own sanity. There’s a growing trend of women in the so-called Dabbleverse, and it’s not going well. Patrick has noticed some disturbing women around the podcast world this week, and we should discuss them in detail. From Tracey Jane to the new Patty featuring on MLC, it’s all going sour! Patrick receives a warning that has him chilled to his bones. Will it be enough to make him cool the situation off? We check in on one of our old favorites from outside this sphere of nuts, Heather Gillespie. She’s spiraling in an all new way. …

EMERGENCY: MLC Universe Rocked! Shuli’s YouTube STRUCK! Kevin Brennan Calls In! (August 31, 2023)

August 31, 2023

It’s a tumultuous day in the whatever-verse. Let’s go over it. Let’s investigate. Let’s get down to the nitty gritty. Can you believe it? We’re doing it! Patrick talks about all the recent drama swirling in the MLC world, with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. The Misery Loves Company podcast is forever changed, but the current guests are not informed and the show is spiraling down a road of irrelevance and insanity. Can Kevin keep this up? He calls in to let us know who should take the L this week. Is Patrick a Shuli shill? What does he know that he isn’t saying? Can anyone be trusted? Find out! …

August 29, 2023 – Steel Toe LIES Continue, Goals Suck, The Imholte Divorce Clock & More!

August 29, 2023

We’ve been busy collecting lots of dirt on our friends up in Minnesota, and you won’t believe what we’ve heard! Aaron and his little scrimp are planning a covert trip to Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND and don’t want you, and more importantly Patrick, to know about it! Is this the behavior of a man who wants to box? We watch Aaron miss another goal and end the show on a bummer note for the second morning this week. But Patrick knows the importance of ending the show on a high note, so you won’t believe what he drops at the end today! Let’s have a nice, fun Tuesday! …

GET WRECKED – A Late Night Discord Disaster Event (August 29, 2023)

August 29, 2023

Don’t worry about it. Come hang. Let your fears go away. Join us on the NLO discord (link below) in the voice chat for a very public hang. We will be simulcasting on YouTube for the lurkers. Don’t be afraid. Daddy doesn’t bite. I’m daddy. Know what I mean, baby girl? We watch Stuttering John and KC Armstrong try to navigate the ins and outs of podcasting. Patrick loses internet access mid-broadcast and calls it a night. …

August 28, 2023 – Deceased & Da Cyst, Numbers BREAK People, Troll Tolls, Bower’s Back & More!

August 28, 2023

Steel Toe is a dying channel, a dysfunctional show, and a living exhibition of a relationship decaying before our very eyes. The lies coming out of this show are reaching new bold levels. Patrick has become keenly aware of how number chasing breaks people, and the obsession seems to be ramping up. Patrick receives a very concerning legal document from two of the internet’s dumbest people. We read it and enjoy the stupidity. The piñata has burst, and people are scrambling for scrap. It’s time to stay in your own yard and prepare for a storm. Michael Ray Bower has a killer new video to help combat your depression. Patrick gets a taste of the trolling around his own subscriber threshold. …

BONUS: Steel Toe’s INSANE Gloves Up Cope Fest! (August 27, 2023)

August 27, 2023

This isn’t a show! Don’t even start with me about it! I’ve had enough of your attitude, mister! Why don’t you have some cheese with that whine! Go stuff your sorries in a sack! Everything zen? Everything zen! I don’t think so! We take a walk down the Steel Toe road of delusion, where he gaslights his fans about the boxing challenge, the 10k race, and so much more. We also make our own attempt to cross the 10k line, but it look’s like Patrick is destined to be trolled as well! What can you do! Oh, nothing! …

August 25, 2023 – Steel Toe Pump & Dump. Ray vs Gay, P.O. Box Friday & More!

August 25, 2023

Happy Friday! It’s a new day and we’ve got a lot of new crap to talk about! We kickoff the show with an update on how the NLO race to 10K subscribers played out Thursday, and how it’s still ongoing. MLC is getting weirder and weirder. Chad is on his bestest boy behavior. Ray does another show with Aerie Jane and it’s a doozie. Patrick has some new treats in the P.O. Box. Will we finish flipping over the squares today? Only time will tell! Let’s finish off this Wawa Summer strong! …

August 24, 2023 – Steel Toe’s Race to 10K, Summer Scrimpfest, New Podcast Alliances

August 24, 2023

Happy Thursday! Whatever that is running down your leg can wait, you frosty animal! Join Patrick in celebrating everything that’s happened in the podcast world over the past week. Where does Nobody Likes Onions fall in all this controversy? Steel Toe has been having a field day while being left alone during the recent squabbling. Podcasts are clamoring to have Patrick on as a guest, but is this a good time to engage with low-level impersonators? Joey C couldn’t hold it together for two weeks. Has Chad had his nuts clipped? Patrick is back for Atlantic City and has so many thoughts. You care, right? …

Members Only Show – August 11, 2023

August 11, 2023

Come join Patrick and a cast of puppet characters as they act out the entire Wizard of Oz! You’re going to love the way Dorothy sings the hits! Seriously grab a Starburst and sit grandma by the air conditioner because ish is about to get fire af tonight boi! No seriously though, who knows what could happen. Patrick has so much dirt he could build some sort of dirt business or something! …

NLO LIVE: KC Armstrong is a Real Boy, Bower is Crushing It (July 7, 2023)

July 9, 2023

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …

NLO LIVE: Ray Can’t Cook, Chad Can’t Win (July 6, 2023)

July 6, 2023

It’s Thursday, and boy, does it ever feel like it! Let’s keep on pushing to get through this week and just soak up some away-time from the Internet this weekend, ok? Patrick has wired up his cough button, but there’s a hum that’s driving him crazy. Will it cause him to storm out of the room and go back to bed? Find out why an email right before the show has Patrick questioning humanity. And what does Flimsy Greenberg say that hurts Patrick to his core? Find out all of these answers and more on this show. Also, Patrick may or may not be a victim of a Cash app scam by a pastor in Maryland. Ray DeVito may be the most challenged adult in the world, and his recent steak experience shows all his flaws. Chad Zumock makes another bad call and goes on to MLC for one of the most pointless screaming matches to grace a podcast in this dumb war yet. …

NLO LIVE: Sad World is Sad – Breaking Down the Dabbleverse (July 3, 2023)

July 6, 2023

Tis the eve of the anniversary of the birth of our nation. And we here at Onioncorp are thankful for free speech, fine foods, and good old fashioned name calling. Patrick is becoming ever disturbed by the ongoing activities in the so-called Dabbleverse, and the cauldron could either be coming to a boil or the flame could be about to die completely. Join Patrick this morning to recap the latest from Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, Shuli, and KC Armstrong. And find out what this all has to do with some idiot name Stuttering John Melendez. This ship is suffering fom an airlock failure and we are going to need everyone to head to the escape pods – stat! …

NLO LIVE: Stevie Lew’s Life on Trial, Chad’s Hat Contest & More! (June 30, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s your chance to air out all the Stevie Lew dirt you have. Patrick has been warned for months about the nefarious back-handed dealings of Stevie Lew and his henchmen. But is the danger real? Is this guy a serious threat to others and possibly himself? You convince us all if you have dirt! We are having a Friday art contest and the assignment is Chad’s next hat and/or costume. What’s your prediction for the mud worm’s next attempt at a personality? Wait until you meet Joey C and dive in to his “content.” Yikes! We got one! …

NLO LIVE: Mooby LOVES Rumble’s Numbers! Bower is HORNY! (June 29, 2023)

July 1, 2023

It’s Thursday and Patrick would like to put all this crazy nonsense behind us. But can everyone else? Patrick has a rough morning screaming at the chat and allowing himself to be distracted by a bunch of narcissistic psychos. Stuttering John seems to be way behind on internet. Kevin Brennan is mad at Patrick for being friendly with Shuli. Michael Ray Bower is more horny than a guy who like banging and considers himself a sex guy. Steel Toe is not thriving on Rumble no matter what the Mooby man says. Is Stevie Lew controlling the narrative while actually being one of the biggest psychos around? Is he a complete fraud? Send in your LEW dirt for our show tomorrow where Patrick tries to reset the narrative an be less cantankerous overall. …

NLO LIVE: Steel Toe Strike, KB & SJ Versus Shuli, Ray Gets Puffy (June 28, 2023)

July 1, 2023

Patrick is back from the beach and ready to catch up with the latest nonsense in the podcasting universe. Ray DeVito thinks he’s a tough guy and stuff. Kevin Brennan is gloating after being the fisherman that was able to wrangle in the whale that is Stuttering John for the MLC podcast. The Shuli Network had a record day live streaming, with the perfect storm of both NLO and Steel Toe being off YouTube due to unrelated reasons. Patrick has been suffering intermittent Internet issues, and Steel Toe Morning Show seems like it’s starting to catch the eye of the YouTube content moderation team for its constant racism and transphobic remarks. Chad is exposed further as a charlatan broadcaster with no following of note, and Patrick thinks he’s caught another big lie by the crudshark! …