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NLO Classic: Heavy Dooty (Show 764)

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check in on 90’s sensation Scatman John to see what his career was made of. A fan, Daniel, sits in and brings Patrick a gift. Chris talks about one of his first experiences in L.A., and how he almost died getting involved in others’ business. Patrick has a new plan on how to get everything you have for free. It’s super difficult to find a phone number for Jim Carrey, we look back on Dennis the Menace to see what was so funny about the past, and Patrick tries to get people to use a catch phrase that he can’t exactly remember.

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NLO 902: Storborks

Fan favorite JAKE LLOYD finally returns to the show! Callers are quick to bring back an old bit, and Jake couldn’t be happier. Patrick recounts a shitty car wash experience. Slowly. He reveals that his

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NLO 817: Robot Slave

BRIAN KING is in the studio today. The new studio is finally up and running, Patrick still hates it though. Cory calls in from Long Island, fresh from finishing up a tattoo on a fan

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NLO 800: Honey Pussy

Patrick is joined in the studio by Brian King and Star, talking about their recent drive from Florida to Los Angeles, again, to make the move for the second time. We talk to some fans

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NLO 798: Gosh McDarnitt

Comedian and actor JOSH MCDERMITT is in the studio, and we’re talking about all his amazing quirks, like how he owns stock in the Packers and what that even means. Brian King also joins the

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NLO 775: Circuit Shitty

Hey we have BRIAN KING in the studio, and we’re talking about an idiot who wrote a letter to Patrick before he was out of cranky-mode this morning, and he’s all yelling about it and