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November 13, 2023 – Ray Is MORE LOST Than Ever! Keith & The Girl’s NEW GRIFT!

November 13, 2023

Patrick is recovering from his weekend of birthday nonsense, and maybe now we can get back to normal about it. We may all have a case of the Mondays, but maybe with a little luck we can get through it. Ray DeVito has taken to YouTube to try to clear up any confusion about his roast jokes, but of course it comes across as confusing and defensive as usual. Watch as Ray defends nonsensical jokes that no one has any questions about, and gloss over others that were most definitely lifted. Keith and the Girl, the podcast no one can believe is still going, is back making a cash grab one last time. Their show has a big announcement to make, and it can’t mean anything good. Chemda is leaving, but somehow the show needs to keep going, and only your dollars can make it happen! …

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NLO 1443: 43

December 1, 2022

It’s Patrick’s birthday! Patrick went to Barry’s Downtown Prime steakhouse for a delicious birthday dinner, and he is unhappy to report that they still didn’t nail the temperature on his steak. Patrick has a bombshell from Agent O. Allegedly Leslie Jones assaulted and cost a bartender his job after a recent interaction. Josh Denny claims to have talked to Kanye West for hours, and is possibly going to be working on his new clothing line! Is it a lie? Chappelle is hosting SNL and the writers are threatening to boycott. The Oscars are trying to become relevant again by bringing back Jimmy Kimmel, as if anyone is interested. …

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NLO 1371: Thief & The Girl

December 30, 2020

Patrick gets an email that starts his entire day down a trail of podcasting history. Keith and the Girl, one of the first podcasts when we started back in 2005, is back at it with their old tricks. These two dopey ex-clowns never cease to amaze us with their inability to master podcasting, from the aesthetics to the technical, despite having literally written a book about it. Now they have a new scheme to raise money to hide under a bunk bed and do podcasts from their roach-infested homes. …

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NLO 1150: Opt Out For Humans

January 13, 2016

Patrick returns after a short break to bring you updates on everything. D-Fritz join in from Los Angeles. We discuss murder reality entertainment, and Patrick shows off some cool new men’s jewelry. Fritz isn’t in …

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NLO 1149: Oomung

January 3, 2016

Patrick makes good on delivering a Christmas tale of bahumbuggery! Shooby joins in the show today to provide a very important perspective on the Oomung incident. Patrick is very amused by all the hoopla involving …

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NLO 1148: Vanillikable

December 31, 2015

It’s our last show of the year, and we have so much drama for you. Patrick is in the studio, fresh off the plane from Christmas in the midwest. We talk about some new uStream …