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Melton in the Morning – April 24, 2023

April 24, 2023

The haters be hating, the lovers be lovin’ and Mondays gonna keep on comin’! It’s a new week, and with a new week comes new problems. Patrick spends nearly an hour getting defeated by technical issues. A hissing and popping and crackling sound have emerged and it’s beneath the standards of this program to proceed under such circumstances. Reboots, updates, and physical intervention all prove mostly fruitless, but at some point we learn to let go and have fun. No Cam Monday gives way to some cameras, a standoff for closure, a call-in to Shuli, a possible new theme song for morning shows, and newfound friendships in the chat room. …

Melton in the Morning – April 21, 2023

April 22, 2023

It’s Friday and the weekend is almost within your grasp! What could lubricate your slide in to two days of complete relaxation like a scrumptious sun-up scrimp session? We play a clip of Anthony Cumia while live streaming where he doesnt know anything about Steel Toe and dismisses the idea of them being on compound. This will bruise Aaron’s ego! We have our weekly scuffle with Stevie Lew. Today we are going to examine how April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show copes with her small-town Minnesota life, her past mistakes, and her future prospects. Fat mom and toothless dad aside, April is responsible for her current situation. We are going to show you the life April wanted, the life April is trying to craft for herself, and the reality that is not going away any time soon. …

Members Only Show – April 21, 2023

April 22, 2023

It’s Friday and our members only show tradition continues! Join Patrick as the chat baits him in to some of the most stupid conversations. Patrick tries to finish all the weed in the studio but the cough is a lot. We talk about the latest Chad and Kevin Brennan drama, including today’s drunken streaming of the MLC Podcast. Hipstar is one of the most awkward motherfuckers you’ve ever seen in your life. Stevie Lew doesn’t show up. The women refuse to abandon this show. Moody and Patrick try to out-embarrass one another. We catch up with Michael Ray Bower. We find out what a Kevin Dumbrowski is. Crazy Joe may be on the verge of a renaissance. …

Melton in the Morning – ASK RAY ANYTHING! (April 19, 2023)

April 19, 2023

Happy Wednesday! Bad news – Ray DeVito won’t be on Steel Toe Morning Show this morning. More bad news – he will be on Nobody Likes Onions all morning, answering the tough questions and talking about whatever the chat room decides to direct us to talk about. The journey of why Ray is on the show today is a long and complicated one, including some late night tech support Tuesday evening. None of that matters, however, because we’ve got Chad Zumock’s best friend in the world joining us for a morning of FUN! Come watch as Ray squirms, Chad Zumock calls in steaming, and the chat room gets the answers to everything from matricide to bobblehead theft. …

Melton in the Morning – April 18, 2023

April 18, 2023

Come along and join Patrick as he embarks on a comedic journey to create the PlayPlace of podcasts! This morning we celebrate the wonder of the McMuffin, and you may even see Patrick eat himself silly and pop all over the place. That sounds like something nasty, but we assure you it isn’t! Huzzah! Warning – don’t do this. Patrick is an untrained professional with absolutely no experience and absolutely no expertise in competitive eating or dietary intake. This is a dumb show for dumbs. …

Melton in the Morning – April 14, 2023

April 16, 2023

Friday’s were made for scrimpin’, and that’s just what we’ll do. One of these days I swear I’m gonna scrimp all over you! Mooby and The Scrimp are watching videos of Mooby trying to fight with him ham fists, and even better, trying to train other mealy-minded dopes to fight as well. The superchat grift is getting old to a lot of YouTube fans. Stevie Lew might be becoming an Onion, but it’s hard to tell. Patrick won’t just hate Bert Kreischer because you say so. The chat room teaches Patrick what a baleen is. Corey Adams streamed all night to threes of people and then deleted the video before Patrick could show people. Patrick wants to buy ad time on Steel Toe. Chad Zumock calls in. …

Melton in the Morning – April 6, 2023

April 8, 2023

Good morning, fish! The forecast calls for big scrimpin’ and lots of coastal cope cascading the cape! Get it? Alliteration! Aaron reveals what The Tampa Papers are and it’s the most insane thing you’ve ever seen. Corey Adams was on MLC and apparently it was A LOT. Watch as we break down Corey’s insane personality switch, not understand why people don’t like it, and then proceed to lie about Patrick while admitting he’s mad. Have some chamomile and take a nap, Corey. We sell a lot of hats and Patrick needs Kevin Brennan to stop being mad at ghosts he made up in his head. …

Steel Toe Watch Show – March 15, 2023

March 20, 2023

If Steel Toe Morning Show and Aaron Imholte can schedule time around his kids and making his wife clean up eggs and vomit to do a show every morning, so can I. Let’s watch our humpday edition of Steel Toe, which, with any luck, will see a squirming Corey Adam come to terms live with the monster Aaron has become, slinging hack jokes and impressions while trotting out puppets and party favors to beg for more money that Corey sees in a normal week. Can we help Corey Adam out? I think we can. Corey Adam will be getting half of the superchat money from today’s show, to help make up for the low pay at his main show. …

BONUS – April Showers After Hours

March 19, 2023

Chad Zumock’s attack has launched an internet fury that hasn’t been seen since the days of the Alamo. Who attacked Chad? Who sent them? Was it the mealy-mouthed morning show host with a flush wallet and a will to silence? Was it a biker bar owner with a need to salvage a reputation? Or was it a millionaire head of a fledgling network that has had enough of Chad’s repetitive insults and accurate decimations of a legend’s fading relevance? We WILL find out. Join us. We are going ALL NIGHT LONG. …

Steel Toe Shine Box Volume 3

March 12, 2023

Patrick continues down the rabbit hole of the Steel Toe Morning Show, watching Aaron Imholte join the guys over at Who Are These Podcasts in mocking some of Chad Zumock’s content to see if it matches the same energy Chad bought to the fight. We examine Steel Toe’s many logos and merchandise to see what sticks out, so to speak. Why does the Steel Toe in the logo have a hole in it? Why does it have a URL across it? Does Aaron iron his own merch? Yikes! Aaron Imholte is stuck in radio world,, fantasizing about Howard Stern coming on his show. You better hope Anthony doesn’t hear about this! Patrick wants an established title. Aaron’s confidence has been teleported over to Chad, who has a new glow. …

[BONUS] Chad Zumock VS. Steel Toe Morning Show! You Decide!

March 5, 2023

In late 2021, Patrick was introduced to a comedian named Chad Zumock when they worked together in Tulsa, Oklahoma. A year later, Patrick has noticed an increase in chatter about the Z-Man, and Chad has recenly been arguing with a radioman named Aaron Imholte based in Minnesota. Allegations of stolen credit cards, drunk driving, a mysterious Dry Bar Comedy special, ties to other podcasts and hosts, and so much more! We try to unravel this mess of broadcaster ball-busting, but the thread we pull just keeps getting longer. Watch as we trace the history of Chad Zumock through Kevin Brennan, Anthony Cumia, the Steel Toe Morning Show, and so many others. Who’s side are you on? Who’s the unreasonable one? …