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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 28, 2026 – Win Win Win? Another Event? A New Dance?

September 21, 2026

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!

This week: Moody put together a hypocrisy compilation on Aaron after the MSH/Ice Dancer fallout, we trace how much Aaron’s energy has changed over the years, a contractor horror story, some tech chaos that nearly derails the whole stream, and the usual march toward the membership goal. …

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August 26, 2026: Goofin’! Trollin’! Cinnamon Rollin’! Mersh VS. Ice! A Gutter Trash Love Story!

September 21, 2026

Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, the way this is unfolding might turn on really bad for everyone involved. Kevin Brennan is taking his shirt off on screen for money. New badges! New friends! New Fun! …

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July 29, 2026: Let’s Get WEDNESDAY WEIRD!

September 21, 2026

Let’s dive in to DJ Electra Fry and find out why the Dabbleverse is in a tizzy over this broad. Has Schmuel Buckman gone too far this time? Ethan Ralpha and Scarlett are great for each other! Karmic is thankful for pipes. both for waste and singing. Richard Leland Neal wants a YouTube job. Crazy Joe burns Patrick good! Bring a marshmallow for all this chocolate! …

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May 29, 2026: Yooooooo! KarmicX Makes Amends! Chad Loses Control! KB Gets Pranked!

September 21, 2026

Patrick’s BACK again with another cope and seethe jamboree! Patrick wants to pick up where we left off- Hackamania! There’s so much old footage to go over and we need to get to it! Mersh snaps at Karl amidst Hackamania victimfest. Ethan Ralph wasn’t a big deal at Hackamania and he’s hurt about it. Nick Rekeita and Aaron Imholte get in a battle about gas and Nick brings receipts. Aaron lies and spins it in to a win. Chad Zumock is letting his insecurity and his chat control his entire show! …

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May 25, 2026: Spitewave Radio! Realtionships Do Be Crumblin’ in the Dabbleverse!

September 21, 2026

Let’s see how long Patrick can go pain-free! There’s so much Dabbleverse news and we will do our best to get slowly caught up, but the immediate issues at hand revolve around the diminishing relationships in the Dabbleverse. Geno and Keanu. Ethan Ralph and Scarlett Hampton. Karmic and Gilly And now Mersh and Icedancer. In the world of streaming romance, the lessons to learn here are numerous. …

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March 31, 2026: So You Think You Can DUMB? Chad Zumock’s Fake DUI! Ethan & Scarlett’s Bad Romance

September 21, 2026

Patrick has put himself in a bit of a pickle right before Hackamani and the whole event could be at risk! The spiraling by people in the Dabbleverse continues, with some of the dumbest takes you can imagine. Ethan Ralph takes another trip to Chicago to see Scarlett Hampton and it doesn’t go much better than the first one. Chad Zumock is faking a DUI for attention because the man baby can’t take not being the center of something. …

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March 26, 2026: Hackamania Drama! Mersh VS. Moody! There Will Be Blood!

September 21, 2026

Hackamania is drawing closer and closer and people are losing their minds about it! Don’t miss the event of the year! The owner of Hogs & Heifers at The Plaza has decided to publicly respond to Patrick, and it’s something to behold! Mersh is trying to distract people from his overshare earlier this week by manufacturing a new feud with Moody! Come watch and judge for yourself who is in the right as we dive deeper in to the psychology of Mersh! Crazy Joe has a bleeding issue that needs to be addressed, Keanu is sharing more private messages, and so much more! …

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NLO 849: Gods of Horror

November 15, 2012

This show features PATRICK MELTON (no, a different one), along with his writing partner, MARCUS DUNSTAN. The duo are responsible for a lot of recent horror films, including FEAST, SAW IV-VII, PIRANHA 3DD, the upcoming …

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NLO 827: Queen Killer

September 5, 2012

ALLI BREEN is on the show. Hasn’t Patrick learned his lesson about inviting women guests to the showgrum by now? Our intrepid hosts learn about the comedy formula from a washed up engineering professor turned …