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March 31, 2026: So You Think You Can DUMB? Chad Zumock’s Fake DUI! Ethan & Scarlett’s Bad Romance

September 21, 2026

Patrick has put himself in a bit of a pickle right before Hackamani and the whole event could be at risk! The spiraling by people in the Dabbleverse continues, with some of the dumbest takes you can imagine. Ethan Ralph takes another trip to Chicago to see Scarlett Hampton and it doesn’t go much better than the first one. Chad Zumock is faking a DUI for attention because the man baby can’t take not being the center of something. …

This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (March 27, 2026)

September 21, 2026

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. …

March 26, 2026: Hackamania Drama! Mersh VS. Moody! There Will Be Blood!

September 21, 2026

Hackamania is drawing closer and closer and people are losing their minds about it! Don’t miss the event of the year! The owner of Hogs & Heifers at The Plaza has decided to publicly respond to Patrick, and it’s something to behold! Mersh is trying to distract people from his overshare earlier this week by manufacturing a new feud with Moody! Come watch and judge for yourself who is in the right as we dive deeper in to the psychology of Mersh! Crazy Joe has a bleeding issue that needs to be addressed, Keanu is sharing more private messages, and so much more! …

March 19, 2026: Dabbleverse Catch Up & Juicy Gossip!

September 21, 2026

Patrick’s back after a week of things you shouldn’t concern yourself with, and there’s a lot to unpack. The Hackamania feud with Michael Ray Bower gets personal, Skitso Sean pays Vito another visit, and the PO Box finally gets emptied out with gifts. Plus the crew rates the Dabbleverse’s most eligible men and counts down the best filters and puppets. …

March 11, 2026: Chad Zumock’s HORRIBLE Week! Scarlett Hampton Strikes AGAIN! Geno The Sperg!

September 21, 2026

Chad Zumock is having a rough week, between his racist tirade on MLC and the aftermath and cope that followed, and today announcing he has once again been banned from the Patreon platform. Ethan Ralph flew from Mexico to Chicago recently to visit Dabbleverse cornstar Scarlett Hampton, much to the dismay of Mersh. Geno continues being Geno and there’s plenty more Dabbleverse chaos to unpack. …

March 4, 2026: KarmicX and Michael Ray Bower Discuss The World (Part 2)

September 21, 2026

Michael Ray Bower has been dipping his diabetic toes deeper and deeper in the Dabbleverse, and he’s lashing out at Patrick about it. Watch Patrick get wrecked by Donkeylips on a recent show. More impressive is his recent guest appearance with KarmicX which may require an old-fashioned deep dive to break down properly.

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March 4, 2026: Stuttering John’s Contradictions! KarmicX & DonkeyLips Join Forces!

September 21, 2026

The ripples of Rodney’s big Friday event continue reverberating throughout the Dabbleverse, with nobody processing the event harder than Stuttering John himself. Watch the Duke of Dumb dig deep in to history to try and continue his self-gaslighting about the worst comedy show ever. Michael Ray Bower has been dipping his diabetic toes deeper and deeper in the Dabbleverse, and he’s lashing out at Patrick about it. Watch Patrick get wrecked by Donkeylips on a recent show. More impressive is his recent guest appearance with KarmicX which may require an old-fashioned deep dive to break down properly. …

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