Show Archive

It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! …

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering! …

Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he’s going to be ok – at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick’s heart and soul! …

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don’t worry! Nobody did! Let’s break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki’s latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won’t you step up and help this man hit his goal? …

Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we’ve ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save. …

This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym – the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt to intimidate his online critics. Aaron has begun to trash his old mentor, Coach Scott, and spread lies about Scott’s intentions and character in light of the embarrassing nature of his skill and teaching history at the gym are made aware to his audience. …

Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. …

Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week’s adventures! Don’t bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn’t need your issues. …

Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it’s doing more damage than the Minnesota mobbed-man can stand! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back to selling off his most prized possessions to his die-hard fans. We launch a new segment dedicated to James Baumert and your vote counts! …