Show Archive • NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

August 31, 2023 – Are WOMEN Ruining EVERYTHING? Taking It TOO FAR!

August 31, 2023

People seem to be disturbed by some of Patrick’s choices lately, and Patrick is beginning to question his own sanity. There’s a growing trend of women in the so-called Dabbleverse, and it’s not going well. Patrick has noticed some disturbing women around the podcast world this week, and we should discuss them in detail. From Tracey Jane to the new Patty featuring on MLC, it’s all going sour! Patrick receives a warning that has him chilled to his bones. Will it be enough to make him cool the situation off? We check in on one of our old favorites from outside this sphere of nuts, Heather Gillespie. She’s spiraling in an all new way. …

August 29, 2023 – Steel Toe LIES Continue, Goals Suck, The Imholte Divorce Clock & More!

August 29, 2023

We’ve been busy collecting lots of dirt on our friends up in Minnesota, and you won’t believe what we’ve heard! Aaron and his little scrimp are planning a covert trip to Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND and don’t want you, and more importantly Patrick, to know about it! Is this the behavior of a man who wants to box? We watch Aaron miss another goal and end the show on a bummer note for the second morning this week. But Patrick knows the importance of ending the show on a high note, so you won’t believe what he drops at the end today! Let’s have a nice, fun Tuesday! …

August 28, 2023 – Deceased & Da Cyst, Numbers BREAK People, Troll Tolls, Bower’s Back & More!

August 28, 2023

Steel Toe is a dying channel, a dysfunctional show, and a living exhibition of a relationship decaying before our very eyes. The lies coming out of this show are reaching new bold levels. Patrick has become keenly aware of how number chasing breaks people, and the obsession seems to be ramping up. Patrick receives a very concerning legal document from two of the internet’s dumbest people. We read it and enjoy the stupidity. The piñata has burst, and people are scrambling for scrap. It’s time to stay in your own yard and prepare for a storm. Michael Ray Bower has a killer new video to help combat your depression. Patrick gets a taste of the trolling around his own subscriber threshold. …

August 25, 2023 – Steel Toe Pump & Dump. Ray vs Gay, P.O. Box Friday & More!

August 25, 2023

Happy Friday! It’s a new day and we’ve got a lot of new crap to talk about! We kickoff the show with an update on how the NLO race to 10K subscribers played out Thursday, and how it’s still ongoing. MLC is getting weirder and weirder. Chad is on his bestest boy behavior. Ray does another show with Aerie Jane and it’s a doozie. Patrick has some new treats in the P.O. Box. Will we finish flipping over the squares today? Only time will tell! Let’s finish off this Wawa Summer strong! …

August 24, 2023 – Steel Toe’s Race to 10K, Summer Scrimpfest, New Podcast Alliances

August 24, 2023

Happy Thursday! Whatever that is running down your leg can wait, you frosty animal! Join Patrick in celebrating everything that’s happened in the podcast world over the past week. Where does Nobody Likes Onions fall in all this controversy? Steel Toe has been having a field day while being left alone during the recent squabbling. Podcasts are clamoring to have Patrick on as a guest, but is this a good time to engage with low-level impersonators? Joey C couldn’t hold it together for two weeks. Has Chad had his nuts clipped? Patrick is back for Atlantic City and has so many thoughts. You care, right? …

BROKEN! Did Patrick Break MLC? Rumors, Confessions, Judgement & More!

August 22, 2023

Patrick has returned from a great weekend in Atlantic City with Kevin Brennan. Bob Levy, Ray DeVito, and several other guests and fans of the Misery Loves Company podcast. Barely 24 hours after the event, the tension between began to froth. Is Bob Levy a traitor? Is Shuli puppeteering the destruction of MLC to win the Captain Coffin all to himself? Will this drive a further wedge between Ray DeVito, his “boss” at The Shuli Network, and KB? Did Patrick trigger it all, or is something more sinister at play? Join the journey of discovery, exploring our feelings, and asking ourselves the important questions. …

NLO LIVE: The CRINGE is REAL! Drunk on Cringe EXAMINED! (August 15, 2023)

August 15, 2023

Happy Tuesday, you sack of onion gobblers! Join Patrick on an adventure in sights, sounds, flavors and flatualnts as we dissect some of the Internet’s greatest weirdos together. Today, it’s the RAY you’ve been waiting for! We watch and dissect the BRILLIANT 45 minute clusterbucket that is the Drunk on Cringe Ray DeVito appearance. This dude is so bad he’s now MASKING UP on cam! Plus we check in on KC Armstrong to see how his piano lessons are coming along. All this and more on today’s Onion. …

NLO LIVE: Steel Toe’s CRINGE Show, Angie Krum is DREAMING Again! (August 14, 2023)

August 14, 2023

It’s Monday! Patrick hears some info about the Steel Toe Morning Show and their ninth anniversery party. Let’s see how Aaron tells the story in comparison to the reports Patrick received about the event. Las Vegas comedians are running amuck since Patrick has been distracted by comedians in other parts of the country. Today we refocus on a couple of these nuts to try to bring some balance to our lives! Clench your bubble guts and join the fun! …

NLO LIVE: BOB LEVY Calls In, Chad Can’t Stop Watching, Drunk on Cringe is BACK! (August 11, 2023)

August 11, 2023

Happy Friday, finicky friends! Kevin Brennan calls out Bob for allowing himself to be played a manipulated by Shuli over the recent acquisition of Chad Zumock by the nework. Is Shuli playing everyone? Is he afraid of Chad? We talk and get to the bottom of it. Bob Levy calls in to explain and also talk a little bit about Chad Zumock and the upcoming Atlantic City meetup. Alex Stein gets a taste of Kevin Brennan’s wrath. Ray DeVito is podcasting with his new German shirt overload, Drunk on Cringe, and it goes about as well as you can imagine. Chad Zumock can’t stop watching NLO and calls in over and over and over to try and control what little part of the narrative he is still a character in. …