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NLO LIVE: Take it EZ! All About The R’s! (August 10. 2023)

August 10, 2023

Patrick is fresh off his 27 hour marathon experience, and his voice has yet to fully recover. So let’s take it easy and everyone make an extra effort to get along and keep things smooth. Let’s make this a day all about R and R and R and R…so many R’s. KC Armstrong is getting so good at his keyboard, we may have to put on a recital soon. Chad Zumock is desperate to get back in to the limelight. Ray DeVito may have actually learned something from Patrick. Will Kevin ever invite Patrick on MLC again after Patrick’s appearance on Who Are These Podcasts? Let’s talk about it! …

NLO LIVE: POSITIVITY! Ray Merch Art Contest, Summer Sinclair Podcast & More (August 4, 2023)

August 4, 2023

Patrick wants today to be a fresh start and have some positivity injected in to a week of animosity and mean-spirited remarks. Patrick has a message for Joey C and his wife in the name of positivity and a truce going forward. We’re limiting the Ray content to one hour today in the name of positivity! Join in the fun and help design some new merch that you think Ray will definitely hate. But do it in the name of positivity! …

NLO LIVE: Stress Is a Killer, Ray Can’t Logic, P.O. Box, Shuli Network Theft! (August 3, 2023)

August 3, 2023

There’s a new AI voice that is sure to be a hit wit the fans. The P.O. Box has a new desk accessory for Patrick to utilize on the show. Is Shuli stealing an idea from Patrick again? Are art contest Fridays at the Shuli network a coincidence? Comedian Ray Devito lives in a world of logic that even he can’t understand. After over a week of being told by every comedian he knows, as well as his trusted non-comedian friends, that his controversial Raytards shirts would not cause him any career issues, Ray decides to finally agree after talking to another comedian who is less-experinced and familiar with the situation.Thanks for helping, Joe List! Joey C and his wife are mad about something, but we can’t tell what. Both Joey C and Ray have received news from the doctor that they are prone to anxiety attacks and need to take it easy. Today’s show is sure to help remedy whatever ails them. …

NLO LIVE: Mountain Dew Dogs. Ray’s Retarded Rabbit Hole (August 1, 2023)

August 1, 2023

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …

NLO After MLC: A Makeup Show for the Masses! (July 31, 2023)

July 31, 2023

Patrick couldn’t go live this morning because of Cox and their lousy internet service. But the outage has been rectified and after MLC Patrick wants to make things right. Come on down and chill on this final day of July, as we say goodby to fireworks, rip down any remaining PRIDE posters from June we may have misses, and throw some Ray DeVito on the grill. …

NLO LIVE: LOOSE FRIDAYS! Ray is Mad, Fans are Mad, E-Rock is Dumb (July 28, 2023)

July 30, 2023

It’s Friday and we’re going to be combing through your memes and drops to see what beams and pops! Ray Devito has a startling show that must be watch almost in its entirety and why wouldn’t we? Chad Zumock might be wearing makeup. The trolls are reacting in weird ways. We have some nutty fans. E-Rock proves his incompetence once more in a Compound Media clip with Anthony Cumia and Dave Landau. Plans for the 24-hour show get discussed and finalized. …

NLO LIVE: Ray Has Gone CORPORATE! A Rustic Review, International CRINGE! (July 27, 2023)

July 27, 2023

It’s Thursday, and that means you’re probably going to make it to the weekend, you lucky duck! Patrick has received an insane request from Ray regarding his new merch. Ray continues to perpetuate the myth that he’s a superior jokesmith while simultaneously hurling the lazy insult “fatty Patty” repeatedly. Atlantic City is heating up and someone is definitely going to get hurt. Drunk on Cringe is way worse than we could have ever thought. Patrick reviews Rustic Cuts latest chunk of cow to make it to his plate. …

NLO LIVE: Bubba VS. Alex Stein and Shuli, Creepy Lady Kooks! (July 25, 2023)

July 27, 2023

It’s Tuesday and Patrick is confident that things will work better on the technical front today. Will there be glitches and issues? Most likely. Is the AI voice chat too tinny for some listeners? No doubt. Patrick yells and screams for the fans of the chaos. Bubba the Love Sponge calls out Alex Stein and Shuli Egar of The Shuli Network for disrespecting his program and not recognizing his superior broadcasting skills. It sounds like it may be a big misunderstanding. Why is Bubba defending himself against these guys? Is Shuli a member of a cult that believes in demons and crystals and other weird stuff? It’s possible. Patrick gets a curse from a caller. We watch Ming Chen from Comic Book Men do standup for the first time. …

NLO LIVE: Patrick is Broken, KC is Broken, Steel Toe Nears Death (July 24, 2023)

July 24, 2023

He crashed and burned Friday night, and Patrick is here to tell the full tale of how to turn a disaster in to an opportunity! Come on in and hear a heroic tale of a program being rebuilt from scratch. Better. Stronger. Probably the same speed. Is Patrick quitting the MLC podcast today? The rumors are swirling like mad! Steel Toe is losing listeners faster than he is losing money, and it’s hard to tell which is having a larger effect. Patrick briefly addresses the dabble verse. KC Armstrong has been acting strange for weeks, but these recent shows are concerning. Plus we make up for Friday’s art contest that never was and announce this weeks contest! …