Patrick is fairly ill, but is going to attempt a show. Please don’t make him raise his voice. It’s not very nice, and he hasn’t really had a voice for a day and a half. Can’t we all just get along? Apparently not. The MLC and Chad stuff is just getting sad and the superchats are drying up! Will we survive these dark times? How will we ever go on? Patrick proudly launches Steel Toe Morning Show unlicensed merch, including hoodies and t-shirts that will make you scratch hard. Patrick has a new special coming out and you get to decide if it’s good or not. Chad Zumock calls in to give us his daily thoughts. The Steel Toe Coffee launch is a self-owning we could never have dreamed of, and Aaron and April must be as dumb as dolts! Come sue us, bro!