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MELTON in the MORNING! (May 26, 2023)

May 27, 2023

It’s FRIDAY and Patrick has been barraged with questions and interest for the past 24 hours regarding the lawman that came to the door and brought some papers. Spoiler alert – there won’t be any big spoilers today, so you can skip watching and make your pedicure appointment instead. Patrick talks a little about what happened and what to expect going forward. Everything will come out soon enough, and you’ll all be laughing right along with Patrick about the insane nature of a man throwing elephant poo at the wall. Patrick talks a bit more about Chad and the recent MLC drama. Vince the Lawyer has filmed a fifteen minute something with KC Armstrong revisiting his gay tendencies and going over the Howard Stern show where they brought in KC’s trans lover. It’s something. It’s definitely something. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 18, 2023)

May 18, 2023

It’s a tumultuous Friday here at the Onion, and Patrick brought the stamina to endure. The chat is arguing and working Patrick up in to a frenzy today, with strong feelings about Chad Zumock, Kevin Brennan, Ray Devito, Bob Levy, Shuli Egar and more. Why does everyone hate Chad so much? Why does everyone pile on to Shuli? Is anyone even redeemable anymore? The constant polarization of popularity is hurting the Dabbleverse. Bryan Johnson (Tell Em Steve Dave) calls in to clarify some details about his appearance yesterday and the history of his relationship with Bob and Shuli. We watch an interview with CORNdiff and Chad Zumock. Steel Toe continues embarrassing themselves by begging fans to buy their overpriced and under-researched coffee. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 16, 2023)

May 18, 2023

If you’re seeing noise, don’t adjust your sets. The aftermath of The Shuli Network and their LIVE Pottstown, PA show has left most bystanders scratching one or more body parts. What happened out there in those woods? Who is Perry Caravello and why is everyone using him? What’s the deal with Ray? Is he actually this challenged? We plow through the most insane event of the month, next to Daryl Hall’s mom’s funeral. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 12, 2023)

May 13, 2023

It’s a tumultuous Friday here at the Onion, and Patrick brought the stamina to endure. The chat is arguing and working Patrick up in to a frenzy today, with strong feelings about Chad Zumock, Kevin Brennan, Ray Devito, Bob Levy, Shuli Egar and more. Why does everyone hate Chad so much? Why does everyone pile on to Shuli? Is anyone even redeemable anymore? The constant polarization of popularity is hurting the Dabbleverse. Bryan Johnson (Tell Em Steve Dave) calls in to clarify some details about his appearance yesterday and the history of his relationship with Bob and Shuli. We watch an interview with CORNdiff and Chad Zumock. Steel Toe continues embarrassing themselves by begging fans to buy their overpriced and under-researched coffee. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 11, 2023)

May 13, 2023

Patrick is fairly ill, but is going to attempt a show. Please don’t make him raise his voice. It’s not very nice, and he hasn’t really had a voice for a day and a half. Can’t we all just get along? Apparently not. The MLC and Chad stuff is just getting sad and the superchats are drying up! Will we survive these dark times? How will we ever go on? Patrick proudly launches Steel Toe Morning Show unlicensed merch, including hoodies and t-shirts that will make you scratch hard. Patrick has a new special coming out and you get to decide if it’s good or not. Chad Zumock calls in to give us his daily thoughts. The Steel Toe Coffee launch is a self-owning we could never have dreamed of, and Aaron and April must be as dumb as dolts! …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 9, 2023)

May 10, 2023

It’s a special Toe-tastic Tuesday, as Aaron Imholte aka Mooby imports his favorite internet boy crush, Geno Bisconte, in to his program for a couple hours of mutual tube tugging. Their backs are sure to be sore after this session! Kevin Brennan loses Round One of the week, suffering ignored calls and getting out-earned by Chad Zumock, his current nemesis. Bob Levy gives out all his stepdaughter’s info on Legion of Skanks, and this might just change everything. We watch the BS show where they don’t really address any of the serious stuff, but have Ray and Barry Ribs on to distract and amuse. We make Geno funnier with the Benny Hill Theme and some fabulously-timed bouncing emotes. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 8, 2023)

May 8, 2023

What a weekend, am I right? Patrick discusses the most recent drama in the MLC universe, including Ray DeVito and his obsessions with writing checks his chin can’t cash. Patrick has determined, along with religious counsel from Reverend Mir, that Ray may beyond saving. Kevin continues his weekend streaming warpath. Chad gets rattled with an unexpected attack of his friends on Friday. Patrick gets nearly $500 from a drunk fan on Saturday night. Mersh is sad and wants your good vibes. Our DISCORD is popping so come on down: https://discord.gg/wzMe88DC …

MELTON in the MORNING! April’s Tragic Beans (May 5, 2023)

May 7, 2023

It’s FRIDAY, baby! We love to see you squirm! And it’s Cinco de Mayo, but let’s not be cracking open beers at this hour, ok? Not talking to anyone specific! Just anyone. Any Floridian. Today’s Friday Art Project – design your best idea for the Steel Toe Coffee Company logo and/or label! The best part of waking up is scrimp eggs in your cup! We also discuss yesterday’s MLC fallout, discuss future possibilities with Opie and Stuttering John, and put a very naughty cherry on top for your best weekend ever! …

Melton in the Morning – May 3, 2023

May 3, 2023

Stevie Lew is on Steel Toe Morning Show today! Will it be good? Funny? Silly? TOO much? We find out! Plus all the latest gossip from Chad, MLC and those crazy boys! New evidence has been made available which appears to show Chad on camera while the phone call comes in to Bob, meaning Chad could not be the one who made the threatening call to Bob. Yet some people are not sure. Stevie Lew geeks out on Steel Toe, giddy over being on the show with one of his comedy heroes, Aaron Imholte. Lil Mir is officially the spiritual leader of the Onions. We reach 500 members thanks to some very generous chat members giving up the goods! Thanks for hanging this hump day with your favorite hump-back host! …

Melton in the Morning – April 28, 2023

April 28, 2023

Happy Friday! Another week of calamity over in the Imholte household has Moby and the Scrimp shambling and constantly worrying about their bottom line. Sometimes they hit the goal, sometimes they don’t, but it’s always accompanied by a rant against the haters full of lies and copes. Bob Levy calls in to talk about recent drama with Chad Zumock and The BS Show. Tom McCaffrey is a real bitch of a comedian. Ray gets bodied on his own show again and wants to do solo shows now. Carlos Danger is a good guy. Chad Zumock is continuing to try to take a shark bite out of MLC. Jake Hudson shows us what southern cooking is all about. …

Melton in the Morning – April 26, 2023

April 26, 2023

Happy Wednesday, ya worms! So much drama in the NLO, it’s hard trying to keep up with who to be angry with. We talk about elves and why they are so hot, and all the guys in the chat room try to get it in with one of our own. The ladies of NLO are the hottest on the internet. Moody brags about being able to get a new booster soon for the thing that we all forgot about. Some intense discussion follows. Jake Hudson shoots his loyalty load too early. Bob Levy has had about enough of your bullshit. He’s fighting with Chad and taking down anyone who gets in his way. The mudshark marches forward. …

Melton in the Morning – April 25, 2023

April 25, 2023

Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Like a diamond in the sky, Patrick shines through to make your Tuesday far more “meh” thank it could have been. Patrick is live this morning to try to make up for yesterday’s debacle, but will he succeed? On this show, we break down all the recent drama between Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan over the future of the MLC podcast.Today Kevin plans to have Karl from WATP on, and Chad knows it’s just meant to troll him. Chad calls in to defend calling Patrick a tall dumbass. Bob Levy and Shuli Egar are trying to drive the Shuli Network right over Nobody Likes Onions’ grave by stealing the early morning time slot. This means WAR! …

Melton in the Morning – April 24, 2023

April 24, 2023

The haters be hating, the lovers be lovin’ and Mondays gonna keep on comin’! It’s a new week, and with a new week comes new problems. Patrick spends nearly an hour getting defeated by technical issues. A hissing and popping and crackling sound have emerged and it’s beneath the standards of this program to proceed under such circumstances. Reboots, updates, and physical intervention all prove mostly fruitless, but at some point we learn to let go and have fun. No Cam Monday gives way to some cameras, a standoff for closure, a call-in to Shuli, a possible new theme song for morning shows, and newfound friendships in the chat room. …

Melton in the Morning – April 21, 2023

April 22, 2023

It’s Friday and the weekend is almost within your grasp! What could lubricate your slide in to two days of complete relaxation like a scrumptious sun-up scrimp session? We play a clip of Anthony Cumia while live streaming where he doesnt know anything about Steel Toe and dismisses the idea of them being on compound. This will bruise Aaron’s ego! We have our weekly scuffle with Stevie Lew. Today we are going to examine how April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show copes with her small-town Minnesota life, her past mistakes, and her future prospects. Fat mom and toothless dad aside, April is responsible for her current situation. We are going to show you the life April wanted, the life April is trying to craft for herself, and the reality that is not going away any time soon. …

Melton in the Morning – April 14, 2023

April 16, 2023

Friday’s were made for scrimpin’, and that’s just what we’ll do. One of these days I swear I’m gonna scrimp all over you! Mooby and The Scrimp are watching videos of Mooby trying to fight with him ham fists, and even better, trying to train other mealy-minded dopes to fight as well. The superchat grift is getting old to a lot of YouTube fans. Stevie Lew might be becoming an Onion, but it’s hard to tell. Patrick won’t just hate Bert Kreischer because you say so. The chat room teaches Patrick what a baleen is. Corey Adams streamed all night to threes of people and then deleted the video before Patrick could show people. Patrick wants to buy ad time on Steel Toe. Chad Zumock calls in. …

MEMBERS ONLY SHOW – March 17, 2023

March 20, 2023

It’s Friday and Patrick would love to have your babies! Patrick is spending the day catching up with posting audio versions and other exclusives for Overdose subscribers, as well as catching up on sleep. But you can join in tonight as he catches you up on the latest gossip and hardcore drama in the YouTube and Dabbler community, as well as the latest lie from Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show garbage fire. The weekend will allow Moody & The Scrimp try to drink themselves in to a stupor so they can put on another week of cope shows. Is Chad Zumock starting to turn on Patrick? People say it’s in the air. We watch Stevie Lew bomb it up! …