Comedians Chris Gardner and Evan Jones are here to argue about candy. Not argue, but for some reason that’s how we kick things off. Patrick doesn’t understand why we don’t have new candy or new sports invented anymore. We take a look at a Wal-Mart employee that can’t wait until he gets home to jerk off. Apple is fighting a judge’s order to build a backdoor to it’s iPhone operating system. Jeb Bush is sick and tired of being bullied by Donald Trump, and Evan is obsessed with Russian kickbox fighting crap. It’s terrifying.