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NLO 1375: Stonky Kong

Patrick is settling in to the new studio, and while there’s still a lot of adjustments to make, there’s even more crap to talk about that’s happened in the past couple of months. Patrick has finally gotten a haircut, and he wants you to know about it. We talk about all the recent market moves, from the recent GameStop peaking to the latest developments in Bitcoin. Patrick wants to get a Tesla, and he thinks Bill Gates is jealous of Elon Musk. We skim the top of some political stuff, and Patrick gets outraged at the though of others having opinions, as usual. The Super Bowl was a massacre, but Patrick loved it.

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NLO 1367: The Big 41

It’s Patrick’s birthday, and although he appreciates the love and gifts from those who have gathered. Enough is enough. Some people don’t understand what gifts are good, and what gifts are chores. Amazon gift cards or cash, please. None of this other feel-good horseshit. Patrick ordered a new iPhone 12 Pro that should be delivered today, but UPS is fucking it up royally.

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NLO 1366: Warbly Porker

Patrick is balls deep in the house buying process, and the stress is beginning to take it’s toll. He’s intimidated by the prospect of taking on the project of installing a pool in his back yard, and he feels pressured by Big Pool. Costco has a lot to answer for when it comes to how he was treated recently at the optical center. Along with being ignored at the service counter, he’s sick of being stalked like a D-level celebrity by cashiers.

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NLO 1345: Thai Fighter

It’s a new day and a new podcast from our favorite tiny Mexican comedian impersonator, Thai Rivera, has just hit the sound clouds. We kick off the show with technical difficulties as usual. Patrick has a new iMac and couldn’t be more elated. Thai is back with some big proclamations and announcements. But mostly it just has contradiction after contradiction, rambling story after incoherent babbling, and a lot of weird mouth noises.

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NLO 1342: Tale as Old as Thai

Apple has finally announced new iMacs and Patrick couldn’t press order fast enough, despite bezels. Patrick is furious that he has to broadcast on both Facebook and Twitch today because of hackers and stuff. The show opens with another tale of Facebook drama, this time involving another comedian in Las Vegas. We find a bizarre link between an old frequent guest of the show and Thai Rivera. Patrick chastises Vegas comics for respecting or mischaracterizing Thai.

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NLO 1341: Unmasked

Patrick is frustrated because he’s struggled to get the stream live again after an onslaught of attacks. Someone out there is really upset about the live stream and wants it shut down. Patrick starts drinking and we all know how that usually goes. Patrick gets a little bit in to his current state of mind while the world being on the precipice of disaster. Facebook, Google, Amazon and Apple are defending each other. People are really enjoying the Thai Rivera stuff.

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NLO 1331: Swabs and Slobs

It’s a tense morning here at the Onions studio, and Patrick is preparing to go for an examination that could change the course of the show forever. This could be the last time you hear from him, as he’s on the way to get a COVID-19 test soon, and he’s vowed that if he’s positive he won’t be wasting his last days podcasting. The sentimentality sends Patrick down a podcasting walk to remember.

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NLO 1160: Nahhhh

Comedians Chris Gardner and Evan Jones are here to argue about candy. Not argue, but for some reason that’s how we kick things off. Patrick doesn’t understand why we don’t have new candy or new

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NLO Apple Watch Show

Shooby sits down to show off his brand new higher-class Apple Watch. Patrick gets insanely jealous and just starts making fun of it. After showing off various features, Patrick says he wants one and prompts

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NLO 1051: Vis a Vis

Moody is back in Los Angeles and we are happy to put him in your ear holes again. On this show, Patrick picks up the lighter and starts burning his iPhone 6 cardboard prototype. No

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NLO 1013: PC People

D-Fritz sits in with Patrick on this short show. Patrick is heading off to New York City and is in frantic travel mode. D-Fritz is fresh off his Bitcoin t-shirt win and thinks he’s bit-rich.