Patrick has rushed back from Australia to avoid being stranded during the coronavirus pandemic, and there’s rust on all the podcast equipment. Roy Johnson calls in from Tulsa to give us the lowdown on life in Oklahoma since the panic began. Patrick can’t stand people who are in to sports and can’t stop talking about sports postponement. The Las Vegas strip is completely dead and Patrick has been living off of whatever is available at Costco, including brownie batter and Frozen 2 branded Cheez-It crackers. Lots of little updates and some initial pandemic impressions (even though they’re a little late to the party) round out this episode.