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NLO 1394: Gossip Brunch

Patrick sits down on a Sunday to have a little hang with you, the loyal listener. Patrick gabs with the chat a bit, as there’s quite a bit going on that’s grinding his gears. Patrick is sipping on Starbucks coffee, which he had delivered. He’s aware that this is the epitome of white girl privilege, but that’s how he rolls. Brad is sick, and has cost a fortune in emergency vet bills. Her digestion isn’t running smoothly, and Patrick is worried about his white tiles and grout standing up to doggie brownie batter. Patrick is thinking about possibly attacking his swim spa salesman, who has misled and pressured him with sleazy sales tactics and is now saying it will be 9 more months before Patrick will be swimming. And of course, there’s more Thai Rivera updates than you could possibly want. We are tired of this little garbage fire, too.

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NLO 1390: Pawn Protocol

Chef is back to check on the show he helped grow so many years ago, and his curmudgeonly attitude is still oozing from his pores. Patrick and Chef walk down podcast memory lane a little, and discuss why Patrick is still doing this. Chef is in the babyproofing business and Patrick wants some tips for his dog. Patrick is still losing at poker all these years later. Chef’s Florida neighbor is squirreling away money from his wife. Patrick is confused by whatever bone induction headphones are and why they need to be worn all day. The guys muse about the convenience of having a podcast stenographer. Patrick shares with Chef the origins of Rick’s and how Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars has let his fame go to his head. Patrick argues with Chef about the true meaning of being a father, and Chef shares a new service he’s been using.

Bonus Stuff

BONUS: Thai Claps Back!

Patrick listens live to the latest collection of clipped together sass Thai calls a podcast to see what’s new in the comedy world. Or in Thai’s little corner of it. After Thai’s long week of burning bridge after bridge, Thai goes in on even more comedians, bookers, and friends. He wrestles with the idea that he has a mental illness, and later in the show begins messaging Patrick DURING THE SHOW begging him to take down the videos and asking what needs to happen to make all this analysis cease. In this special show, we listen to Thai’s latest beefs, excuses, lies and even rebuttals to Patrick’s overwhelming and constantly accumulating pile of evidence.

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NLO 1378: Ban Basil

Patrick begins the show with anger about a pizza he ordered that got delivered with a bushel of basil, and he’s not really a basil man. But seriously, take a bite out of this hot gardening talk. There’s drama brewing in the comedy community, and while Patrick is refusing to say much, he also says quite a bit. He just wishes people would understand he’s a fair man. Josh Denny is doing the podcast rounds recently, and speaking of round, check out those cheeks! Josh says he is going back on tour, but we didn’t knew he was ever on tour. Also, this new tour seems to consist of one show in rural Pennsylvania bar. Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, is dead now, but the dream of owning his home could live on, if you like dumps in the middle of nowhere.

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NLO 1372: Bitch Made Vegas

Patrick has taken a poll on instagram about Las Vegas comedians, and he’s been getting some strange messages. How deep do the secrets of the Las Vegas comedy scene go? Will we ever know? Are some good guys being accused of being bad guys, and vice versa? Will Matt Markman ever sell enough of his CD’s to stop posting photoshopped promos for it? We don’t answer many of these questions, but we have fun tiredly speculating endlessly.

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NLO 1346: Bad3

The gay giving tree that is Thai Rivera has birthed us a new comedian jester to keep our eyes on, Trez Mala. Patrick took years of Spanish in high school. so he’s pretty sure that means “bad three.” Or something close. In the first installment of two, we listen to Trez talk about himself and his comedy roots and philosophy on some other gas weasel’s podcast. If you’ve never heard of the MoonBug Glip Glop podcast, strap in

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NLO 1338: Lessons From Lane

This show should have been so much longer, but the alt-right libtards and their vicious team of tea party Q-Anon antifa activists have prevented it. On this show we talk about an old-school fan named Lane, and how he thinks Patrick is a cuck for being scared of a virus. Patrick tries to not seems crazy, but things play out a little differently. We review some videos of the public losing their mind, and try to explore any deeper meaning.

Aftershow Video

Aftershow 1334 – Padding Thai

Everyone’s favorite proud boy, Steve Curran, calls in to talk about what big fans we are becoming of Thai Rivera and his manic brand of sassy comedy. We watch him on some election show from years ago, and dip in to a couple other videos and aspects of this man’s bizarre obsession with “letting them know.” The chat is lit, the laughs are flowing, and we don’t see a reason not to kick back for some more Vegas comedy classics.

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NLO 1334: Cryptic Shade

This show is a brave message to those out there who have to deal with bullying on an everyday basis. Patrick woke up to find himself being told of a lack of approval about a Facebook post he’d made the day before. Las Vegas comedian, or is it comic, Thai Rivera spins out in manic glory over a silly post, resulting in a chain of hilarity and weird pointless hating that can only be classified as virtue signaling horseshit.

OD FEED

Rick’s Board Meeting – Q1 2020

Rick believes in transparency in all of his business dealings, and that’s why we make these meetings public. Find out what’s going on at Rick’s since the pandemic, as well as some other juicy gossip…

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NLO 1329: Pizza Stoned

Roy Johnson checks in from Tulsa to take us on another Uber Eats adventure, and this time we are having Outback Steakhouse. G’day, dopes! Patrick doesn’t really know what to think of anything anymore, much less the latest round of MeToo-ings going around.

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NLO 1324: Getting Silly

Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Chrim Waldorf join Patrick to commiserate about the pandemic and try to find some joy in the world. Patrick is pretty sure he had COVID-19 last week. Chrim Waldorf, aka

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NLO 1323: Obama Pox

Patrick has rushed back from Australia to avoid being stranded during the coronavirus pandemic, and there’s rust on all the podcast equipment. Roy Johnson calls in from Tulsa to give us the lowdown on life

Aftershow Video

AS 1318 – Alex Ansel

A nearly TWO HOUR aftershow with Alex Ansel and the bottom of a bottle of scotch. Patrick sobers up but Kool Aid keeps on slamming the drinks. We talk about everything from wrestlers doing comedy…

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NLO 1318: Crushing Candy

Somewhere in Las Vegas comedians Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Jeni Robins gather around some mics. We are breaking down Halloween and some of the guests are making short work of Patrick’s leftover candy. Patrick

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NLO 1312: Beatings and Bitings

Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all

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NLO 1304: Real Heroes

Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally,

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NLO 1295: Bourdained

Comedian and food-writer extraordinaire Jason Harris joins Patrick in the studio. Patrick is livid at the children in his apartment complex and a smoke detector that won’t stop beeping. Jason shares his opinions on some