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Members Only Show – September 15, 2023

We have so many loose ends to tie up, but Patrick has forgotten all his nautical knots! Will this thing ever be seaworthy or will we all end up entangled in waste? Join Patrick, his imaginary friend Ferdinand, and a cast of ghosts as we sing the hits on a special Member’s Only Friday night fun-along!

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September 12, 2023 – LOST LADIES of Las Vegas, Puppet Love, Patrick Tests Live!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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September 5, 2023 – VIVA LAS VEGAS! Comedians Are DELUSIONAL In The Desert!

It’s Tuesday, and Patrick is doing another afternoon show. This time he is on painkillers so he can hopefully last a little longer with his sun-damaged dermis. Patrick wants to abandon the MLC-related stuff for today. Will he succeed? Las Vegas comedians have been running amok lately and we should check in on the mental health of some of our most broken souls! Once again, the Edwin San Juan podcast delivers some gold again with our old friend Lex Las Vegas. Let’s try to have a nice time, ok? Nobody start no fights or nothing.

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September 1, 2023 – HEY LADIES! More BREAKDOWNS From Comedy Women!

Men have been hogging all the attention for too long. This is true in comedy as it is in so many other industries. With all the tantrums and fighting going on in the world, it’s easy to overlook all the wonderful women out there with the same issues as men. Women comedians also can’t get work. They also think they are funnier than they are in real life, and they also need some tough doses of reality. Patrick finally goes over the Summer Sinclair podcast with Las Vegas comedian Edwin San Juan.

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NLO LIVE: Steel Toe’s CRINGE Show, Angie Krum is DREAMING Again! (August 14, 2023)

It’s Monday! Patrick hears some info about the Steel Toe Morning Show and their ninth anniversery party. Let’s see how Aaron tells the story in comparison to the reports Patrick received about the event. Las Vegas comedians are running amuck since Patrick has been distracted by comedians in other parts of the country. Today we refocus on a couple of these nuts to try to bring some balance to our lives! Clench your bubble guts and join the fun!

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BUTCH BRADLEY: Courtroom Clown – The Lawrence Bradley Files

It’s been nearly two months since Patrick was served papers for a hearing at his home while broadcasting live. After the hearing, Patrick revealed that it was comedian Butch Bradley who was attempting to obtain an order of protection because he and his salsa-making girlfriend were allegedly in fear for their lives. Come join Patrick today in the first ever screening of the courtroom tapes from that hearing, and marvel at the number of lies told to a judge under oath. The cringe is real, and it’s thick. You’ll wonder how one human being can be so unable to comprehend the law, simple language, and how anything in this world works.

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Members Only Show – July 14, 2023

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Members Only Show – July 7, 2023

I have a bad feeling about this. Patrick has some internal business to take care of. Has one of our favorite mods gone rogue yet again? Patrick takes calls from listeners about anything and everything under the sun. Patrick and the chat formulate a plan to purchase a billboard in Minnesota for the Steel Toe Morning Show anniversary show.

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Members Only Show – June 30, 2023

It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Who is Joey C and why is he so concerned with Patrick making light of his dead child? Thai Rivera has figured out how to be successful on YouTube. Maybe. There’s a new Vegas podcast on the scene and it’s gonna be great. (We got one!)

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Members Only: Stream Sniper Roundup! Chad, Stuttering John, Kevin Brennan and More!

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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NLO 1450: Bummer Sinclair

Patrick addresses some misunderstandings and makes some apologies for his past aggressions. Lex Las Vegas and Leah Menudo don’t deserve to be treated like common crooks. Kitty Pineapple is still just a gimmicky joke. Patrick has some tips for smoking meats. William Strange is a broken-brained, weak sourpuss of a man who uses being a victim to gain sympathy when it’s convenient while acting like a complete psychopath himself. Summer Sinclair raised her hand recently in a Facebook thread that was asking for female headliners, and no one deserves it less. This chick is closer to Andy Kaufman than any trans Dole whip out here in these streets. Patrick offers some advice to comedians who think that lying to themselves and others in a healthy look.

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FREE BONUS: Thai Rivera RUNS AWAY To Austin!

Grrrl can you believe it? Our favorite little Asian girl, Thai Rivera, has run off to Austin, Texas, exactly as predicted by Patrick over one year ago. She is nothing if not super basic! We watch Thai explain in his normal exhausting way the basics of moving as only he can. Poor Bijou! Patrick has new predictions that you’re going to want to bet on down at your local sportsatorium. Will Thai find the friendships, respect and popularity he is looking for in Austin? Or will he be spit out the bottom of the open mic scene just as he has in Phoenix twice, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas? Will he be banned from the clubs there like he is here? Will his “friends” like Tim Dillon and Tony Hinchcliffe put up with his ignorant gay sass in their town?

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NLO 1445: Bitchin’ About Butch

Patrick is sauced up and dives in to the always-entertaining world of comedian Butch Bradley, detailing his bad behavior over the years, including his attempt to slander, libel, and fail to pay Patrick for services rendered. Who is this INSANE and UNHINGED comic, where did he come from before the Las Vegas scene, and why is here here? Patrick talks about his LA Comedy Club residency, his questionable treatment of friends and loved ones, and the facade and uncomfortable vibes that make up the world of Butch Bradley – the FUNNIEST comedian in Las Vegas! Don’t you agree? 😂

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NLO 1440: Is Comedy Broken?

Patrick is in a mood as the show kicks off and he has frustrating issues with his Mac and iPad. Patrick talks about the return of PM in the AM which will exclusively be available on RokFin and the Overdose. There’s never been more options for content creators to lose money on! Comedy is changing, and comedy in Las Vegas is a weird creature on its own. Patrick rants about comedians who constantly headline bar shows over and over and over and continue to advertise them like it’s special every week. Patrick rubs weed dust in his eyes and has to scream for seven minutes about it. The Paprika Show is one of the most revealing and sad productions on the Las Vegas comedy scene. We listen to an ex-UFC fighter and a hairdresser talk about nothing.

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NLO 1438: Under the Rug

Is there news from the desert sands of Las Vegas? Thai Rivera prepares to eject from the Las Vegas comedy scene once and for all. What’s next for comedy’s favorite little disaster magnet? Pour a warm tea and join us, won’t you? Patrick briefly addresses why he won’t be discussing the recent incident that occurred at his comedy “special” taping. Occasionally on the show we have to hide some things and backtrack. Have you guys heard the one about the two guys who don’t know what they’re doing starting an open mic? Thai Rivera has so much time on his hands that he goes over to David “Hollywood” Hulett’s place to sit in his kitchen and record an episode of The Paprika Show, Las Vegas’s hottest new meh-cast.

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Trouble in Vegas AGAIN!?

Pull up a Thai and order some chair. Patrick predicts an ending to the Thai Ocha Open Mic live streams and fanfare very soon. We are watching the slow train wreck that is Casper’s ego collide with the ever-changing permitter of Thai Rivera’s insecurity. It could blow at any moment. We still don’t have time for new people. Patrick thinks Vegas is turning him sour. A comedy club in Vegas has a real problem with their videos. Patrick calls Ocha Thai to see if the open mic is cancelled or if Thai is genuinely in hiding. We cover a recent violent incident on the Las Vegas comedy scene which involves a past NLO lolcow getting popped and locked. Patrick reveals never-before-seen messages from Trouble in Vegas.