Patrick is joined in the studio by the lovely Alli Breen. Patrick is in a silly mood. Chip Chip Chris calls in about his recent trip and review of Five Guys burgers. Alli and Patrick lament their love lives together, and Alli may or may not be getting old. Patrick doesn’t understand people who listen to other Podcasts. We may have found the craziest cringe story ever while talking about old Slip N’ Slide memories. Patrick bought some cheap laundry pods.