NLO 733: Registered Offender
Patrick has had a long weekend. It started with getting pulled over on the way to Vegas. Then he got his car towed. You’ll hear all about it on this special tell-all episode about the …
Patrick has had a long weekend. It started with getting pulled over on the way to Vegas. Then he got his car towed. You’ll hear all about it on this special tell-all episode about the …
Well if you like awkward things, you’re gonna love this episode. Comedian Darren Carter sits in with Patrick and Brian King to talk about things that make Patrick angry. Patrick has had a long day …
Ryan Stout joins Patrick in the studio for this post-birthday show. Patrick talks about holding hands with Ryan for an inappropriate amount of time, getting serenaded by a lady fair, and much more. There’s a …
Patrick is not good at talking straight, but it’s OK because Josh Denny is here, and he speak fluent gay. Patrick and Josh talk about the same things they always do – food, women, and …
It’s been awhile, but comedian Flip Schultz is back in the studio with his dialing finger ready. Actually, dialing isn’t all he wants to use his fingers for. Just wait for the prank call. Also, …
Everybody’s favorite scumbag, Mike Bridenstine, is in the studio and this show is extra long and hopefully extra funny. Patrick takes a call from a British listener who can’t figure out how to work anything, …
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and palm-strike guru Graham Elwood to talk about how much of a nerd he really is, whether or not it’s hot if sisters make out, how much …
In an effort to keep you addicted to his verbal crack, Patrick is pumping out shows on the road. In this episode, he sites down with former NLO regular, Chef. They’re both tired, Patrick is …
Josh Denny is back, talking about how he loves to collect knives. That’s not creepy on Halloween. Also, Asian people talk funny, we have a new website where you can help out the show (http://www.helpnlo.com), …
Comedian and Aussie Jim Short joins Patrick in the studio to talk about baby photos, Patrick’s choice of Halloween costume, how to get chicks interested in you, and more. Patrick talks about some people getting …
Patrick is joined for the second time this week by a comedienne, and this time the honor goes to NLO first-time Jackie Gold. Topics include the X Factor TV show, how to make gold with …
Patrick is back in the studio, and we are back live with comedian and teacher extraordinaire, Shelby Stockton. In this show, Patrick gets updated on Shelby and her dating progress with that blog thing she …
Patrick is in Las Vegas, and he isn’t a happy boy. He went to the Criss Angel Cirque du Soliel show. It was probably the worst show ever conceived, and it should be burned to …
Josh Denny is in the studio for a hilarious episode of your favorite podcast. Well, maybe not, but he’s on this one. Sorry for the delay of the show kids. This internet is more complicated …
Comedian and all-around-badass Cornell Reid is in the studio and he’s offering great advice on everything Patrick throws at him, from a great new concept for a burrito restaurant, the latest trend for women and …
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and actor Josh McDermitt. Josh is a very funny comedian who is also the annoying brostache guy in that Geico commercial. Anyway, Patrick makes fun of Josh …
Josh Denny is in the studio. Sorry guys. If you like Josh, you’re in for a treat, though. Patrick and Josh talk about seeing the movie Moneyball, and the best way to rate movies in …
I hope you like ranting, yelling and complaining, because Patrick has a stack of emails and he’s just had enough of you people. Ari Shaffir and intern Shooby are in the studio. Patrick is talking …
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