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June 27, 2024: Aaron Imholte Is CRACKING Again! Is Stuttering John The WORST DAD On YouTube?

June 27, 2024

Aaron Imholte has had quite the year, and it’s just going to get worse for the low-testosterone streamer from the simple sticks of Minnesota. The problem with Aaron is that Aaron keeps screwing up Aaron’s plans. From losing the biggest viewer bump he’s ever had to slowly revealing his unbridled glee regarding his recent divorce, the guy can’t stop making it clear to his viewers that he is a selfish narcissist who will never admit certain flaws. From manipulating weak-minded friends to convincing his remaining supporters that the show is better than ever, The Steel Toe Morning Show is on a lol-worthy trajectory that you won’t want to miss. Stuttering John can’t stop ignoring his mom to try to stick it to bunch of strangers that he will never meet or talk to in person. Why won’t John let his poor mother enjoy her golden years without terrorizing her home with constant prank calls and deliveries? Why is the BabaDuke so petty and fragile? …

BABA DOOK: Stuttering John Embarrasses Himself SEVERAL TIMES Live! Watch & Laugh Along!

June 25, 2024

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June 24, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Can’t Get Over April Anderson! Did Mooby MAKE Mat Quit Podcasting?

June 24, 2024

Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron’s only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us! …

June 20, 2024: The KIKI Conundrum! What Is Keanu C. Thompson? Steel Toe’s COHOST CABAL Exposed!

June 20, 2024

Another day and another win for the toe! Johnny Kobbles was back today and cannot make it more clear to Aaron that he doesn’t have any forks left to give about his stupid ex-wife and her drama. But that will not deter Aaron from going on and on and on and rehashing all the dirt. New theories arise about the intents of April Anderson and Nick Rikieta since the arrest. Kiki aka Keanu C. Thompson is losing her mind on her show, not that anyone would notice. Let’s dive in to this weird pseudo-comedian slash wannabe chuckle-chaser and ask ourselves what this woman is up to, and more importantly why. …

June 19, 2024: THE TEENTH! Did Aaron Imholte DOSE Nick Rekieta’s Kids? New Chilling Accusations!

June 19, 2024

Patrick has migrated the studio over to a new computer, attacked the problems head on, and is ready to come back live and see what isn’t working. Aaron Imholte has gone full throttle on alighting his few friends about his past, and we are here to shed some light on the truth. Will Aaron Imholte ever be able to let April Anderson go, or is the small-town Minnesota failure of a father destined to waddle in a pity puddle for eternity? Let’s laugh as he lashes out at the latest drip from the Rekieta Law lolcow lollipop. Let’s see who saying what, what makes sense and what doesn’t, and just what everyone’s motives might be. Saddle up, simpletons! It’s time to ride! …

June 17, 2024: STUTTERING JOHN Goes To Vegas! Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte Is a BAD DAD!

June 17, 2024

It’s Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let’s watch two big brains break down the nick Rekieta and April Anderson situation for the nineteenth time with absolutely no evidence or truth behind it. How did Aaron Imholte celebrate Father’s Day with his three children? Did the one he never wanted feel included in the fun? Let’s find out! …

JOHN WATCH! Patrick Under Threat! Steel Toe Sour Hour! Chad Zumock Is LOST In Utah!

June 14, 2024

Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let’s see what happens! The more the merrier! We’ve got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that’s good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it! …

April 1, 2024: The STUTJO Ultimatum! Celebrate CHANGE With THE WALL! DonkeyLips HATES Help!

April 1, 2024

Just because it’s April Fool’s Day doesn’t mean we will be tricking people left and right over here. That kind of thing is best reserved for shows who need to distract you with works and whistles. We do a serious, fun show over here. Aaron Imholte needs money this month, and he is definitely going keep reminding us about it so that him and his wife can continue their make-believe careers. Donkeylips aka Micheal Ray Bower does not want a new computer for free. He’d rather keep complaining about obstacles and hardships so he doesn’t ever have to actually try. John Melendez aka Stuttering John inspires Patrick to declare April the month of celebrating change. Won’t you come help us celebrate change and truth? …

February 20, 2024: KATE MEANEY’S Cocaine Habit! Chad Zumock Is An INCEL!

February 20, 2024

The dabblenerds are at it again, shaking things up and switching sides to stick it to each other. Watch as they all turn and turn and turn, revealing each other’s private informations and hoping for new future alliances amongst the same old losers that they’ve embraced in the past. Kate Meaney, NBC executive Mary Ann Halford and comedian Kevin Meaney’s daughter, is looking for a new daddy once again, an she’s looking in all the wrong habit. How bad is Kathleen Meaney’s coke habit? It’s hard to tell! Chad Zumock strikes out in NYC and is very bitter about it. A favorite fatty friend of the show has a song she wants to sing to you. Nobody Likes Onions has the tools to make sure you always have the right inventory for your franchise. …