I just can’t even anymore! Know what I’m saying! Come on ride that pain, and ride it! Say it with a thorn! Rip open your own chest and end it. Can you imagine going on for another second? Beat your parents and drive in to a pole. Got a pool nearby? Great. Jump. Stay at the bottom and hope that when you wake up this was all just a nap. …
Good Mooby Monday! Come have some fun with Patrick and a train of thought that is sure to exclusively lead you on an adventure through your own brain! On today’s show we forget to even turn on Mooby and his little friend, and when we finally do, he’s seven minutes in to yelling about Patrick watching even though he wasn’t. We watch for half an hour today and bail as soon as Mooby moves on to making fun of black people with songs and voices. Patrick showcases some of the wretched Las Vegas comedy community, including Lex Las Vegas who recently did a comedy sketch parody about Mr. Onion, whatever that means. We call a strange man who challenged us to do so, and Patrick gets conned out of a $100 payday. …
You’ve been such well-behaved children that Patrick is doing a bonus program! Patrick is being assaulted by some lady in the chat who can’t decide if Patrick is hot or toxic. We explore the latest from some old NLO favorites, including Starline and Daddy Derek. Star appears to be married now and is still mailing out hand-drawn stickers to internet creeps. Derek has somehow managed to re-cut the same old footage in to several “new” videos. We are all on pins and needles for the fourth annual 420 Awards! Of course, we also check in on the latest drama surrounding Thai Rivera, including his last frantic videos before leaving his living situation. …
Patrick is doing a show because he can’t sleep, but he has a sore throat. Singing and talking on a microphone to the adoration of fans probably isn’t the best idea for a sick boy,… …
Patrick and D-Fritz do an aftershow. Lukster buys all the ads on Candi Comics with NLO/Patrick things. Patrick and Cory fight a lot. D-Fritz drinks. Download MP3 … This content is for OVERDOSE …
Patrick and Starline are in the studio today, and he’s still out of it. Star has been officially hired on as an assistant, despite possible implications of slavery. Cameron calls in to bitch about Josh …
Brian King and Star are live in studio. Patrick is depressed. Star is going to punch him. Or is she? We finally order food, but Brian bails minutes before it arrives. Patrick is hurt. Star… …
This is part four – the final part – of our Marathon Show from July 13, 2012. In the studio for this, our final show, is Josh Denny and Shooby. Patrick starts things off by… …
This is part three of our Marathon Show from July 13. In this portion, Patrick is joined by comedian CORNELL REID, and Shooby is in the studio, as well as fan Collin who has ruined… …
This is part four – the final part – of our Marathon Show from July 13, 2012. In the studio for this, our final show, is Josh Denny and Shooby. Patrick starts things off by …
This is part three of our Marathon Show from July 13. In this portion, Patrick is joined by comedian CORNELL REID, and Shooby is in the studio, as well as fan Collin who has ruined …
Part two of our awesomely funny FOUR HOUR aftershow from today. Patrick is back. Chip chip Chris is drunk. Patrick calls him Chip Chip Piss. Chris orders a pizza. Patrick calls the pizza place in… …
Part one of our awesomely funny FOUR HOUR aftershow from today. This part is mostly fan radio after about thirty minutes. Patrick returns at the end and is present for all of part two. Someone… …
Part two of the nearly EIGHT HOUR aftershow. This features NLO Fan radio with Chip Chip Chris and Starline, as well as Lukster and some other fans. Someone feel free to write detailed show notes… …
Josh and Patrick do a midnight show on a Friday, after visiting a food truck festival and watching Shark Tank and the Sugar Baby episode of True Life. Listen to Josh’s rants on women, theories… …
Brandt Tobler and Josh Denny are in the studio. We talk about everything from money to reality shows. We talk Vegas. Josh reveals a creepy sex dream. Brandt is starving. Short aftershow as we head… …
Hey it’s SEAN O’BRIEN in the studio for a nice, relaxed one-comic show and conversations with a normal person. Patrick isn’t happy with Sean’s choice of lunch spot, a shitty taco stand. We discuss the …
The studio is in shambles as Patrick prepares for the move. Johnny sits in for this short show to talk about tomorrow’s Marathon Show. We’re going to have a lot of fun stuff going on, …
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