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NLO 1377: Build a Bubble

Patrick starts the show out with a mini rant about Twitch and their weird mechanisms for creators. A string of rapid subscription triggers something called a hypetrain, and that seems inappropriate. There seems to be some memory of Golden Corral that has triggered a very emotional rant from Patrick about chocolate fondue. The show had the best of intentions, but an off-handed line intended to support an argument triggers a tangent of conversation, aggravation and consternation that eventually leads to a fan getting upset at a chat bot, spinning out, and quitting the show.

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NLO 1375: Stonky Kong

Patrick is settling in to the new studio, and while there’s still a lot of adjustments to make, there’s even more crap to talk about that’s happened in the past couple of months. Patrick has finally gotten a haircut, and he wants you to know about it. We talk about all the recent market moves, from the recent GameStop peaking to the latest developments in Bitcoin. Patrick wants to get a Tesla, and he thinks Bill Gates is jealous of Elon Musk. We skim the top of some political stuff, and Patrick gets outraged at the though of others having opinions, as usual. The Super Bowl was a massacre, but Patrick loved it.

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NLO 1366: Warbly Porker

Patrick is balls deep in the house buying process, and the stress is beginning to take it’s toll. He’s intimidated by the prospect of taking on the project of installing a pool in his back yard, and he feels pressured by Big Pool. Costco has a lot to answer for when it comes to how he was treated recently at the optical center. Along with being ignored at the service counter, he’s sick of being stalked like a D-level celebrity by cashiers.

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NLO 1362: Know What I Meme

Welcome to morning hot talk with the bow boys. Patrick welcomes you to Gum Club and talks about how all the gum comes from like two companies, collectively known as Big Gum. Gum Club is sponsored by Brandie’s Bows and Cheryl’s Barrels. These shows were recorded before the election, so the amount of foreplay in the air between two old men is salty and thick. Jack in the Box is gross, bows and so much more more.

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PM in the AM – Thursday, July 23, 2020

Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best!

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NLO 1330: Fireworks & Furloughs

Patrick is drinking for the first time in about a month, and Roy Johnson joins in from Tulsa. It’s late on a Friday, it’s hot in the desert, and it feels like the world is ending. Sláinte! Patrick doesn’t understand why Microsoft ruins anything it touches. People need to stop setting off fireworks for no reason. Patrick pitches his idea for a new quarantine haircut business.

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NLO 1329: Pizza Stoned

Roy Johnson checks in from Tulsa to take us on another Uber Eats adventure, and this time we are having Outback Steakhouse. G’day, dopes! Patrick doesn’t really know what to think of anything anymore, much less the latest round of MeToo-ings going around.

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NLO 1272: Oh, Marosa

Patrick apologizes for the unscheduled hiatus. It’s nothing that can’t be explained with a long disgusting description of gas issues. As a result of being sick for days of back to back weeks, Patrick has

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NLO 1271: Thank You Kindly

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night show from Las Vegas. Patrick is still adjusting to living in a land of spiders and scorpions. There’s some jokes about pedophiles the probably shouldn’t be

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NLO 1249: Stolen Stylus

It’s midnight in NYC, and comedians everywhere are gathering to podcast out of the midday sun. James Hesky joins Patrick in the studio for a late night of tangents and drinking while plagued with technical

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NLO 1247: Race and Regret

Patrick in in the studio solo this morning capping off a bunch of news we haven’t really discussed. Just a month before heading off to the UK, terrorism is popping off. Patrick talks about idiots

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NLO 1243: Shoober

Shooby joins the show with some big news. The future of the NLO universe is up in the air as we weigh our options. Uber is facing some big public relations nightmares including allegedly spying

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NLO 1242: ODB

Comedian and weed expert Chris Gardner is in the studio with some big accusations. Apparently there may be a giant weed coverup going on, and Patrick doesn’t know anything about how to pack bowls. This

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NLO 1239: Check Your Oil

Patrick is back with a show to defy the lethargy he has felt about shows lately. Call it laziness if you want, but the state of the world is in shambles and you should probably

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NLO 1237: Life of Eli

Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some